I want to punch Skip Bayless in the face

[Aikbach]

I would like to hear Troy Aikman's opinion of Skip.

 

[HighTechDave]

How many TD's does T.O. have in the past Two Games?

This is typical inbred ESPN talk

 

[sonnyboy]

I think we need a scene like the one in the movie "Airplane" where everyone is in line to slap, punch, beat, etc. the woman who is hysterical. Hmm, a "woman who is hysterical", that pretty much describes Skip Brainless to a tee.

Anyone remember the other line in that movie?

 

[HighTechDave]

Anyone remember the other line in that movie?

Ever seen a Grown Man Naked?

 

[Billy Bullocks]

Skip Bayless is sexually interested in Terrel Owens.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

He cannot stand ROMO for some reason.....gives him zero credit

 

[smarta5150]

Anyone remember the other line in that movie?

I like my coffee black.................

 

[sonnyboy]

Ever seen a Grown Man Naked?

That was good. I was talking actual line. The one behind the chick that had "never been with a man before".

 

[JPM]

Do like movies about gladiators ?

 

[HighTechDave]

Do like movies about gladiators ?

damn beat me to it!!

[/hijack]

 

[tecolote]

Anyone remember the other line in that movie?

Shurely you must not be serious

I am serious, and don´t call me Shirley

 

[Mavs Man]

I think we need a Skip Bayless thread sticked...

Seriously. Let's just sticky one thread for some of these topics and save some space:

Sticky: Roy Williams stinks

Sticky: Reeves should start over Henry

Sticky: MBIII >>> Julius Jones

Sticky: Skip Bayless bashing thread

Sticky: What's up the The Ticket? They don't talk sports!!

Sticky: omg101!!1 its a trap game this week!!!

Did I miss any?

 

[superpunk]

You guys would really like Fox Sports Radio.

They are killing Moss's history.

"I've never seen TO quit on his team. I've seen him become frustrated, upset that the team is performing poorly and wants the ball to help them, but never seen him quit like Moss, who bailed on his team when he was supposed to be the captain in Oakland. Moss is only as good as his QB."

Entertaining, to say the least.

 

[Chief]

Skip Bayless is sexually interested in Terrel Owens.

Not him.

My guess is Dextor Clinkscale. He's a key source in Skip's first book, "God's Coach."

Skip gushes over Clinkscale's looks and intelligence. A few years ago, Clinkscale tried to pick up on a guy who used to post here in a bar in South Carolina.

Skip talked in his book about how Clinkscale could have any woman, but would always go home alone. Earlier in the book, Skip talked about how he thinks the Cowboys tried to send a woman his way to possibly influence his writing, but that he declined.

He also seemed ga-ga over Dean Blevins in his third book.

Hey, just speculating.

The same way Skip used to speculate about Troy.

 

[Mavs Man]

You guys would really like Fox Sports Radio.

They are killing Moss's history.

"I've never seen TO quit on his team. I've seen him become frustrated, upset that the team is performing poorly and wants the ball to help them, but never seen him quit like Moss, who bailed on his team when he was supposed to be the captain in Oakland. Moss is only as good as his QB."

Entertaining, to say the least.

I miss FSR : but I'm not paying for satellite radio for only 20 minutes a day, total commute. Steve Szaban in the morning >>> Mike & Mike.

 

[JPM]

Earlier in the book, Skip talked about how he thinks the Cowboys tried to send a woman his way to possibly sway influence his writing, but that he declined.

Talk about barking up the wrong tree. That's like sending weight watchers to Rosie.

 

[dlv6177]

Skip Bayless is a tool.

 

[sago1]

Actually I saw Bayless on television this morning. He was going off on how bad Romo is and also TO. Gave no credit to either player and claims their act will soon destroy/hurt the Cowboys. The other host got off on Bayless claiming how good both were and how could he say such things. Said Bayless needs give TO credit, etc. Bayless then said there's still 6 games left and just watch their (TO & Romo) destroy/harm the Cowboys.

My wording isn't exactly right but you all get the drift. Man he sure thinks both stink. Can't stand him but show came on and I wasn't paying much attention til I heard the other host saying something about the Cowboys and then I started listening.

He's a worthless piece of you know what.

 

[Brad0Walker]

Skip Bayless Dallas hating is all a bit he does for ESPN. If you havent noticed he absolutely hates the mavericks also. he hates everything dallas. A couple of weeks ago, The ticket had their former intern on, Mike Bascik, (guy who gave up the record homer to barry) who has been doing some work for espn. He said that the skip bayless thing is a great big bit that he sticks to even in the face of overwhelming evidence and he is a normal guy off camera. I hate the ****** bag as much as the next guy, but really, nobody takes this guy seriously about this stuff, its just so ESPN can get a sports argument going. He doesnt even have good reasoning about why he hates romo and to. Someone will ask him why, and he will say, they just suck because i touch myself at night or something and not back it up with anything. I have come to laugh at it as much as i can now, but i do still hate him

"out like the fat kid in dodgeball"

 

[HTownCowboysFan]

Clearly, it's a bit and that's his "act" on ESPN. And it works, because his act leads to threads on message boards titled, "I want to puch Skip Bayless in the face." This thread existing means Bayless "wins."

Is he wrong? Hell yes he is. Why even care?