Reverend Conehead
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Wouldn't it be cool to ride on the back of a Pterodactyl bird while it flies through the air? Can you domesticate one? I'm thinking maybe my next time travel excursion should be to the Plesogoonieblubstine era to find a pet Pterodactyl. I'll train it for my own needs and then bring it back to the present to serve as my main form of transportation. If the Cowboys have a game with the roof open, I can soar over it and watch from above. But, best of all, this will be the perfect tool to finally get revenge against Amber Heard. Me and my Ptero will swoop down from the sky and grab her and fly her through the air all terrified. Then maybe we'll drop her off in the ocean where she'll have to hitch a ride back on a cargo ship full of a bunch of horny dudes who haven't seen a female in weeks. Ha ha ha ha! I'm kicking Amber's butt.