If a hunter's gotta go, what's wrong with the woods?

[Viper]

If someone, we'll call him PaintBrain, sued me for defamation, would the fact that what I said was true shield me?

I mean the last thing I want to see is my K-car up on blocks in his yard.

Settle out of court, with this....

 

[StanleySpadowski]

Settle out of court, with this....

I refuse to settle. I'm thinking of filing a countersuit. The PaintBrain person told a scatological story about himself that gave me nightmares.......

He's got a washing machine I've got my eye on. It'd look great in front of my trailer filled with daffodils.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I refuse to settle. I'm thinking of filing a countersuit. The PaintBrain person told a scatological story about himself that gave me nightmares.......

He's got a washing machine I've got my eye on. It'd look great in front of my trailer filled with daffodils.

You'll never get my deluxe washboard washer you dirty city slicker!1!!!

 

[StanleySpadowski]

You'll never get my deluxe washboard washer you dirty city slicker!1!!!

It's either that or your burn barrel. I know that's your pride and joy being barely rusted through and all.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

It's either that or your burn barrel. I know that's your pride and joy being barely rusted through and all.

Burn Barrel is for wimps. We just throw things in a pile and burn it...that's what real men do.

 

[YosemiteSam]

You'll never get my deluxe washboard washer you dirty city slicker!1!!!

I'm sure that washboard doubles as your instrument of choice too. :laugh2:

 

[StanleySpadowski]

I'm sure that washboard doubles as your instrument of choice too. :laugh2:

Nah, Brain plays the jug.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Nah, Brain plays the jug.

No that was a rival musician and his band. Emmitt Otter.

I played in the riverbottom nightmare band.

 

[StanleySpadowski]

No that was a rival musician and his band. Emmitt Otter.

I played in the riverbottom nightmare band.

That's right, my bad. I remember your big hit Tobacca's a vegtibull

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

That's right, my bad. I remember your big hit Tobacca's a vegtibull

Never even heard of that song so it must have been a different band you are thinking of.

Our first hit was about a band mates first making love encounter.

The song was called...Move your tail lil moo cow.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Never even heard of that song so it must have been a different band you are thinking of.

Our first hit was about a band mates first making love encounter.

The song was called...Move your tail lil moo cow.

Thats how you refer to a sister in WV? :laugh2:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Thats how you refer to a sister in WV? :laugh2:

Watch your mouth city slicker before I break out the banjo!1!11!