If Your Pet Could Text You

[Ranched]

Wanted to share. Animals are the best. Treat them with love & kindness always!

Awesome man.

this is my first time owning cats. We adopted 2 kittens. They’re brother and sister from the same litter and we got them from a rescue.

Rescues make the best pets. They're so affectionate & will give you love the rest of their lives to thank you for adopting them. Best of luck w/the little ones.

Nice.....chihuahas with hypertension and high cholesterol

 

[MWH1967]

How's my food *****?

 

[Vtwin]

"You need to get back here. The squirrels have the place surrounded. If we don't launch a counterattack soon, all is lost..... uhmmmm.... maybe swing through the drive thru and grab some chicken nuggets on your way. We're going to need the energy."

 

[shabazz]

Wanted to share. Animals are the best. Treat them with love & kindness always!
Rescues make the best pets. They're so affectionate & will give you love the rest of their lives to thank you for adopting them. Best of luck w/the little ones.

I was afraid that the monkey was going to have a conjugal visit with that cat. Never underestimate the monkeys libido.

 

[kskboys]

Bring me a treat.

Bring me a treat.

Bring me a treat.

Bring me a treat.

Bring me a treat.

Bring me a treat.

Repeat 12,683 times daily.

 

[MWH1967]

 

[CouchCoach]

Stop blaming me for your farts in front of other people, it's embarrassing!

You refuse to feed me from the table but have the nerve to blame me for the by-product?

 

[MWH1967]

Bite please!!!!

 

[MWH1967]

I think my lab eats tennis balls I play with him with them but they are gone in a couple of days

I once did a contracting job for a guy that had a black Lab named Tina.

He lived on the mountain and the back side of the house was straight down. He told me to go get a big rock and put an ( "X") on it a throw it as far as I Could down the side of the mountain. He bet me 20.00 to 5.00 that she would come back with it and spit it out at my feet.

I said .."you're on"

I threw it and it didn't even hit a tree for 5 secs! Then it rolled and rolled and rolled!

Tina waited patiently and then her dad said "Find it girl!"


I lost 5 bucks that day.....Wow!

 

[Ranching]

Scratch my belly

 

[Ranching]

@waldoputty texts me all the time....he's so cute

 

[VaqueroTD]

My dog would probably say

PLAY WITH ME
x1000

Doesn’t matter what time of day.
Always bringing his ball or toy to fetch and catch.

 

[Vtwin]

They are little schizoids but are really good door bells

My buddy's old but spry Chihuahua will attack my German Shepherds on sight. Goes right for the throat. Fearless little guy.

 

[Cowpolk]

My buddy's old but spry Chihuahua will attack my German Shepherds on sight. Goes right for the throat. Fearless little guy.

They think they are Pitbull's and will defend you against anything they dont care how big it is

 

[CouchCoach]

I am not a father thanks to you.

 

[DallasEast]

I am not a father thanks to you.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

“Treats!!!!!!! STAT!” — my orange cat

 

[Ranched]

SOOOO CUTE!

 

[SlammedZero]

My Mini-Aussie: "What was that noise? You hear that noise? Somebody is outside!! Wait! There it was again! I'm telling you man, the Amazon guy is out there!"

Huskies: Hey, can you like, shut up? I'm trying to chill out here in this cool room on the couch. Make sure you leave me a bone on the way out!"


My Mini-Aussie is a fantastic guard dog. Yeah, it can be annoying at times when he gets into a bark mood at noises outside (my wife hates it lol), but I appreciate his willingness to protect the house. He would certainly let me know if somebody is poking around the outside of my house. My Huskies just sit there and look pretty. lol

 

[CouchCoach]

Need to see a few more treats on a daily basis or the only entity that knows your internet search history is going public.