If Your Pet Could Text You

[CouchCoach]

Let's stop with the lengthy conversations, I have a limited vocabulary and attention span. Let's keep it to food, treats and walk and we'll get along just fine.

 

[Montanalo]

Main cat: "Feed me"
Back-up cat #1: "Who?"
Back-up cat #2: "Saw a squirrel! No, a turkey! A bird, a bird, a bird! Squirrel!"

 

[MWH1967]

Get off me!!