Iggles Jokes Thread

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Eagles fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Eagles fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not an Eagles fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not an Eagles fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Cowboys fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Cowboys fan?' Because my mom is a Cowboys fan, and my dad is Cowboys fan, so I'm a Cowboys fan too!'' Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Cowboys fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be an Eagles fan.'

 

[Fredd]

Q: How many Eagles fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, they are happy to live in the Cowboys shadow

 

[Nav22]

0 Super Bowl wins.

Oops, my bad.. that's not a joke, that's real life.

 

[cowboys1981]

Philadelphia Eagles......

 

[Wheeltax]

see sig

 

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

Q: What do you call an Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

 

[erod]

An Eagles fan locked his keys in his car and had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

 

[erod]

In Dallas, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your children are?" In New York, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your wife is?" In Washington, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know where your husband is?" In Philadelphia, they say, "It's 10:00 - Do you know what time it is?"

 

[Romo_To_Dez]

Three teams in the NFC East have won multiple super bowls. One team still has an empty trophy case.

 

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

I hear a lot of people from Philadelphia are flying in for the game on Thanksgiving...instead of a ride to the stadium, why not send them to Terrill? Ironically, that place was not named after TO.

 

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

Why did the Eagles fan rent out the movie The Crying Game?

He thought it was about the life of Dick Vermeil.

 

[Doomsday]

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[TheDoctor]

Get it?

 

[TheCowboy]

They already are a joke. We don't need pictures to show that. We should though, they're funny.