ESisback
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There are so many reasons why we shouldn’t watch these clowns, why most of them merely speculate for ratings, why they’re EXACTLY like politicians, and Shannon “Horseface” Sharpe just tried to claim the title as “#1 Pandering ABD Idiot”! What’s worse, pretend Dallas fan Skippy actually agreed! Let me explain.
The players, the team, are doing well, and they’re winning, but the rating$ machine’s thirst for negative Dallas Drama validates their existence. Mike McCarthy’s time management snafus have become the hot topic to dwell on. Plus, he’s overweight, which they’re also using to create the perception of “trouble in paradise”. Everyone KNOWS that fat people are stupid and incompetent, driven only for their gluttonous need for cake and cheeseburgers. Horseface claims that Big Mac made Jaylon Smith defensive Captain for Carolina, then Jerry cuts him on Tuesday, which naturally means that McCarthy is TOTALLY out of the loop. Shannon says he has NO IDEA what’s going on, he’s a bumbling joke, and fake fan Skippy plays along!
The most likely scenario? The NFL is a cold business, and despite Smith’s aloof cockiness, he worked very hard to come back from a impossibly horrific injury. It just didn’t work. McCarthy knew he was gone, and anyone that thinks he didn’t is incredibly gullible. MM was merely saying ‘thank you’, and anyone that thinks otherwise should remember that old Parcells quote…”You’ve been sucked!”
The players, the team, are doing well, and they’re winning, but the rating$ machine’s thirst for negative Dallas Drama validates their existence. Mike McCarthy’s time management snafus have become the hot topic to dwell on. Plus, he’s overweight, which they’re also using to create the perception of “trouble in paradise”. Everyone KNOWS that fat people are stupid and incompetent, driven only for their gluttonous need for cake and cheeseburgers. Horseface claims that Big Mac made Jaylon Smith defensive Captain for Carolina, then Jerry cuts him on Tuesday, which naturally means that McCarthy is TOTALLY out of the loop. Shannon says he has NO IDEA what’s going on, he’s a bumbling joke, and fake fan Skippy plays along!
The most likely scenario? The NFL is a cold business, and despite Smith’s aloof cockiness, he worked very hard to come back from a impossibly horrific injury. It just didn’t work. McCarthy knew he was gone, and anyone that thinks he didn’t is incredibly gullible. MM was merely saying ‘thank you’, and anyone that thinks otherwise should remember that old Parcells quote…”You’ve been sucked!”
