I use to keep in touch with family. I've been in FB jail a few times. The last was joking with a cousins hubby about vegans being a healthy choice for cannibals.
See, that's funny. FB seems to lack a sense of humor. It might even be true. Like if you were on a plane that crashed on a mountain in the middle of nowhere, and the survivors ran out of food. It would be like:
Rev Conehead: Aw, crap. We're all too hungry to survive, and Bill just ate the last bite of beef jerky.
RodeoJake: I'm starvin'.
Rev Conehead: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
RodeoJake: That sounds good, but we ain't got a horse.
Rev Conehead: Hey, ya know ... them dead bodies we got stacked and frozen over there in the snow ... they startin' to look mighty tasty.
RodeoJake: I know what you mean. I walked past Cindy's dead bod a while ago, and my mouth started waterin'.
Rev Conehead: Yeah, me too. You know we're gonna have to do this. My mouth watered by Ralph's body and by Cindy's. Which one should we use to have a real nice and tasty barbecue?
RodeoJake: Cindy's for sure. Did you know she was a vegan?
Rev Conehead: Really, I did not know that. That'll be perfectly tender for our barbecue.
RodeoJake: We got what we need for a fire.
Rev Conehead: Great, and what's even better, we got some barbecue sauce in the cargo hold that some dude was transporting.
RodeoJake: All right! I've even got an old Cowboys game on an MP4 file that we can watch.
Rev Conehead: Awesome! We'll have a vegan-flesh barbecue and watch the Cowboys play. Forget we're trapped here for a while. But what about when we use up all of Cindy's body?
RodeoJake: No worries. This geeky looking dead dude over here -- that's Jake, Cindy's husband. He was vegan also.
Rev Conehead: All right -- par-tay! Let's start dismembering her corpse, cook it over a nice fire with our barbecue sauce, and let's watch some football. Hey, it ain't so bad being stranded and worrying if you're gonna die on a mountain.
RodeoJake: Yeah, man, this makes it a lot better. I feel so much better that we have some dead vegans to munch on. Makes things a lot better. I'm glad we don't have to munch on some artery-clogged meat eater.
Rev Conehead: Me too. Their meat's too smelly and tough. I'm so grateful to Cindy and Jake for having such a great diet. This is gonna be one great barbecue.
RodeoJake: Yeah, man.