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If you read "Boys will be Boys", it states that Randy White punched and knocked out Charles Haley, when Haley drove his motorcycle into Randy's restaurant.
 

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I think most have named the best players to have on your side.

However let me add a name.

Chad Hennings.

I do believe he once through a guy through a brick wall...or something of that nature, although when we had a Q&A thread with him, he would not comment on it.:D

Oh and if it got really bad, he could get in an A-10 warthog and rain some pain from above.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2805686 said:
I think most have named the best players to have on your side.

However let me add a name.

Chad Hennings.

I do believe he once through a guy through a brick wall...or something of that nature, although when we had a Q&A thread with him, he would not comment on it.:D

I think he was the one who through Haley out a Window as well.
 

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tomson75;2805576 said:
Pffft...yeah right. But you don't have to worry....no one wants to steal that weak *** watch of yours.

;)


A pink Swatch.......LOL......:laugh2:
 

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Current players: Leonard Davis (easy choice. anyone that saw the size of that guy would take off like a rocket, and scrape their drawers out once they got home) and Columbo.


Former players: Erik Williams and Ed Jones (boxer, you know).
 

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Erik Williams and Charles Haley
 

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Star4Ever;2805730 said:
Current players: Leonard Davis (easy choice. anyone that saw the size of that guy would take off like a rocket, and scrape their drawers out once they got home) and Columbo.


Former players: Erik Williams and Ed Jones (boxer, you know).

Apparently you never saw Too Tall box................ ;)
 

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I would take the Manster and Randy White and they would kick any other two behinds selected......end of story.:starspin
 

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underdark;2805390 said:
Jerry Jones - I could toss his wallet and run.

Isaiah Stanback - He'd have two pulled quads, a strained ankle and turf toe, so he'd be the first guy they'd catch up to.


:laugh2: :laugh2:


Plus, he would throw his first punch and his should would pop out...again!
 

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SLATEmosphere;2805561 said:
No one. I can handle my own business. I don't need bodyguards.


Ohhhhh....Internet muscles.

You're probably a 5'3", 127 pound wimp!
 

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JIMMYBUFFETT;2805317 said:
Romo wouldn't be a bad choice either . You know he'd have his golf clubs with him , and you could borrow a wedge to hack your way through .

yeah, but what if this confrontation takes place in december?
 

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CrazyCowboy;2805783 said:
I would take the Manster and Randy White and they would kick any other two behinds selected......end of story.:starspin
The only problem with this idea is that Randy White was The Manster.

Mark Tuinei, Larry Allen, Leonard Davis, Marc Columbo, or Randy White.

Give me any one of them and I will feel as safe as in my mama's arms.
 

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Hostile;2805797 said:
The only problem with this idea is that Randy White was The Manster.

Mark Tuinei, Larry Allen, Leonard Davis, Marc Columbo, or Randy White.

Give me any one of them and I will feel as safe as in my mama's arms.


:confused:

I was wondering what CC was talking about? Must be drunk...
 

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5Stars;2805792 said:
Ohhhhh....Internet muscles.

You're probably a 5'3", 127 pound wimp!


I read that and was just shaking me head. How on earth do you post something like that in a legit thread.


"Im from NY, we handle our own business." :laugh2: :laugh2:



What if you are 6'5 280 and are from Oshkosh, WI? Does that mean you can't beat the crap out of someone and "handle your business?? You have to be from NY?

:laugh2: :laugh2: Oh that was funny. This is why those w/ the NY tude are just glossed over. Get over yourself. :D
 

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Hostile;2805805 said:
Kevin Gogan would be a good choice too.


Gogan would be an excellent choice. That guy had a temper and was enormous and a MAULER.

Love the selection Hos.
 

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Wayfaring Stranger;2805280 said:
If you were in a dark alley on the rough side of town, which two Dallas Cowboys would you want there with you to have your back?

For me I would want Jay Ratliff and Mark Colombo backing me up. In my opinion those are the 2 baddest bad motor scooters on the team today.

Back in the day I would have Randy White and Cliff Harris kicking some butt with me.

Sure Cliff Harris was small, but its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog.

you know, without fully reading your post, Columbo and Ratliff were the first two guys I thought of.
 

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Dallas;2805811 said:
Gogan would be an excellent choice. That guy had a temper and was enormous and a MAULER.

Love the selection Hos.
I was pissed we got rid of him until I saw LA in action.
 
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