In a Dark Alley

[Apollo Creed]

Charles Haley (drunk) pulled a chopper into Randy White's food establishment. White proceeded to walk over to Haley and knock him out cold.

It doesn't get much more bad *** than that.

Those two guys wouldn't be bad choices.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Charles Haley (drunk) pulled a chopper into Randy White's food establishment. White proceeded to walk over to Haley and knock him out cold.

It doesn't get much more bad *** than that.

Those two guys wouldn't be bad choices.

Amen, brutha. That is what made this country great!

 

[silverbear]

Of the current guys, David Buehler is all anyone would ever need.

One of these days, some entrepeneur has GOT to put together the UFC fight of the millennium:

David Buehler versus Chuck Norris... no holds barred...

 

[silverbear]

Romo wouldn't be a bad choice either . You know he'd have his golf clubs with him , and you could borrow a wedge to hack your way through .

You don't grab your wedge to fight, you grab your 1 iron...

 

[silverbear]

Columbo and Leonard Davis

You are wise beyond your years...

Which I guess means you'd be about as smart as your average 110 year old...

 

[silverbear]

I roll with sissies.

Doesn't everybody from SoCal??

<ducking for cover>

 

[KingintheNorth]

Nice......

Me, Bobby, and Jenkins are gonna come lookin for you now.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

Doesn't everybody from SoCal??

<ducking for cover>

Ya cause Socal doesn't have any hardcore gangs

 

[KingintheNorth]

This is what you will see right before the beat down.

Seriously, take a look at Jeff Spicoli #42 in that picture. Did we actually see this guy before we drafted him. Tell me he doesn't scream out "soft".

 

[The Ominous]

This is what you will see right before the beat down.

Seriously, take a look at Jeff Spicoli #42 in that picture. Did we actually see this guy before we drafted him. Tell me he doesn't scream out "soft".

I'd love to see some Crips accidentally come across the "Carpenter Clan" in a back alley after a USC/OSU game.

The possibilities are endless.

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Jason Witten (because you know the guy can take a hit)
& MB III (because you know the guy can hit)

 

[silverbear]

Nice......

Me, Bobby, and Jenkins are gonna come lookin for you now.

Lemme get this straight-- you're saying Bobby and Jenkins are sissies??

You must be, since you've already told us you roll with sissies, now you're saying you roll with them...

So they might come lookin' for you before they track me down...

 

[silverbear]

Ya cause Socal doesn't have any hardcore gangs

Hey, some sissies can be really dangerous...

 

[silverbear]

This is what you will see right before the beat down.[/quote

I've been beat down by better men than them... they won't be gettin' a cherry... :laugh2:

 

[ctrous25]

Igor and Ratliff

 

[DallasEast]

One of these days, some entrepeneur has GOT to put together the UFC fight of the millennium:

David Buehler versus Chuck Norris... no holds barred...

That's a great matchup, but have you considered the welfare of the spectators? The fight would become so intense that it would kill everyone watching at ringside.

 

[starfrombirth]

I would take the Manster and Randy White and they would kick any other two behinds selected......end of story.:starspin

You know these are the same guy right?

 

[the kid 05]

I've changed my mind. There is only ONE guy I'll possibly need!

It's a 50/50 chance that they'll either start laughing their heads off or run away laughing hysterically. It's a win-win.

i have heard its hard to knock a crackhead out

 

[Cowboy Junkie]

I stay out of dark allies

 

[silverbear]

That's a great matchup, but have you considered the welfare of the spectators? The fight would become so intense that it would kill everyone watching at ringside.

Which would send the pay per view take through the roof... it might even rival the body count in your average Rambo movie...

I'm tellin' ya, I've got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals...