It's Official,,, Magic 8 Ball Retires

[HighTechDave]

After 2 long seasons, Magic 8 ball has retired. In a post season interview, magic 8 Ball Stated "I was tired of the berating statements by fans in this town, saying I was unable to perform under pressure, therefore I leave with hate in my heart. I will not come back under any circumstances."

The crowd was over heard murmuring "Don't let the Door hit you in the @#$"

It isn't known yet who will replace Magic 8 Ball in the off season, but Rumours of Skip Bayless are spreading like wildfire

 

[the kid 05]

sounds like Lance Briggs from last year...the 8 ball can always be bought

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Good riddance Magic 8 Ball. Please don't do a Jordan or a Parcells. Just ride off into the sunset for good.

 

[Hostile]

I didn't think I could be sad today. Now I am. Goodbye Magic 8 Ball. I had fun.

 

[big dog cowboy]

My prayers have been answered.

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

After 2 long seasons, Magic 8 ball has retired. In a post season interview, magic 8 Ball Stated "I was tired of the berating statements by fans in this town, saying I was unable to perform under pressure, therefore I leave with hate in my heart. I will not come back under any circumstances."

But that was his girlfriend the Cue Ball that said all those things, especially about performing under pressure...

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

The saddest thing was that fans booed Magic 8-Ball during his last game here
.

 

[j_welcome]

Magic 8 ball must play SS or (ex) starting RB for the Dallas Cowboys

 

[Beast_from_East]

After 2 long seasons, Magic 8 ball has retired. In a post season interview, magic 8 Ball Stated "I was tired of the berating statements by fans in this town, saying I was unable to perform under pressure, therefore I leave with hate in my heart. I will not come back under any circumstances."

The crowd was over heard murmuring "Don't let the Door hit you in the @#$"

It isn't known yet who will replace Magic 8 Ball in the off season, but Rumours of Skip Bayless are spreading like wildfire

Take JuJo with you 8-ball.

 

[tunahelper]

sounds like Lance Briggs from last year...the 8 ball can always be bought

Write down on your chalk borad I am retired.

He will be predicting next season for another team.

I aint buying it!

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

Take JuJo with you 8-ball.

or at least someone saw off that ball and chain that keeping him from running more than one yard.