Javon Found Unconscious In Vegas *Merged*

[sacase]

Nothing good happens after 2am.

Everything good happens after 2am....for some of us at least.

 

[notherbob]

Like that old saying goes "A fool and his money are soon mugged."

I wonder if he will still be loudly playing all that hip-hop prison mindset music glorifying his attackers? Yeah, probably. Whatever happened to soothing music and old-fashioned love songs? The things musicians sing about these days puzzles me.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I always told the girls that I spent too much of my life up on the bandstand to ever learn how to dance properly...

Some of the dumber ones actually believed me...

Seriously, you name the white boy cliche, and I'm probably guilty of it-- I can't jump, either... and all my rhythm seems to be in my fingers...

do you say gee golly?

Are you of dwarven ancestry?

I eat dwarves for breakfast

and fetuses

 

[Mr.davon24]

what the hell is an orbital bone? is that in the face?

Correct! its your eye socket.

 

[Seven]

I guess I'm the only one who goes to Vegas for the buffets and the gay tiger act.

Tigers can be gay?

 

[burmafrd]

PRetty much humans appear to be the only animal that can be gay.
Makes you wonder.
Mother Nature worked so hard on all the other ones and forgot about us?

 

[joseephuss]

PRetty much humans appear to be the only animal that can be gay.
Makes you wonder.
Mother Nature worked so hard on all the other ones and forgot about us?

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