Jerry: I'm so nervous about the playoffs that I can almost pee down my leg

[Risen Star]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

 

[jazzcat22]

Almost pee?
switch JWB for water, and it will help.

 

[aikemirv]

Old man issues!

My turn soon enough!

 

[RS12]

One word: Depends

 

[Staubacher]

I hear his leg is suing him for harassment...

 

[TWOK11]

Probably has more to do with the fact that he’s 81 years old as opposed to playoff nerves

 

[ShortRound]

Talk about took much info lol

 

[Aven8]

I encourage every man to have a prostate check once a year.

 

[Darkhound]

I am 100% sure he would not have lasted as a GM this long.
All we can expect while he runs things is a strike of luck

 

[Typhus]

TMI

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Me too Jerry me too

 

[MarcusRock]

Uh huh, yeah. Almost.

 

[nate dizzle]

Yeah, it's not because of the playoffs

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Is there a bigger Cowboy fan than Jerry? Love him or hate him, it would be fun to watch a Cowboys game with him.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Jayinem]

Plot twist: He already peed down his leg.

 

[Fizziksman]

Jalen Hurts and Jerry Jones were made for each other

 

[gimmesix]

Old man issues!

My turn soon enough!

Yes, but he's talking about when he was a kid. Now, that he's in his 80s, peeing down his leg is probably a regular occurrence.

 

[Mannix]

Then maybe you should have signed Derrick Henry and given everyone a little more breathing room for error.