Jerry: I'm so nervous about the playoffs that I can almost pee down my leg

[Bullflop]

Bless his pointed head -- Jerry says things that one with good sense would think ignorant. He takes goofiness to the limit. Not a good image!

 

[Vinnie2u]

I love me some Jerry... Win one for the pee-er boys...

 

[pete026]

Now we know where his "Golden Shower" fetish started.

Santa: Jerry, have you been a good boy or a bad boy?
Little Jerry: Oh Santa, I've been a very, very, bad boy!

 

[DanTanna]

Needs Flomaxx

 

[maryquality]

Enlarged prostate, perhaps??

 

[Praxit]

..ahhh good for Jerry. Still has heart for anticipation.

The dread of something magnificent happening.

The vibration of hope and youth

 

[visionary]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

Pretty sure Jerry has been peeing down his leg for the last 10 years

 

[gimmesix]

Pretty sure Jerry has been peeing down his leg for the last 10 years

Maybe not, but he's certainly been peeing down ours and calling it a warm shower.

 

[WillieBeamen]

He didnt say this when Troy Aikman was his QB…

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

Is there a bigger Cowboy fan than Jerry? Love him or hate him, it would be fun to watch a Cowboys game with him.

I'll take some of his Johnny Walker

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

That's why Jerry wears adult diapers

 

[erod]

He pees down his leg every day.

 

[America's Cowboy]

 

[Direwolf63]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

He always has a way with words

Maybe he's so nervous because of his team loses there may be an impending implosion in Dallas

 

[Risen Star]

He always has a way with words

Maybe he's so nervous because of his team loses there may be an impending implosion in Dallas

I'm pretty sure he'd survive it. Nothing to be nervous about.

 

[slick325]

Jerry speak...smh

 

[Typhus]

I don't care if Jerry pees on himself when we win the CCG.

 

[nalam]

Depends !

 

[oldcorvetteguy]

Yes, but he's talking about when he was a kid. Now, that he's in his 80s, peeing down his leg is probably a regular occurrence.

You will get to enjoy that some day.

 

[5Stars]

He didnt say this when Troy Aikman was his QB…

I know, he was alway watching Aikman take a shower. lol