Jerry: I'm so nervous about the playoffs that I can almost pee down my leg

[HungryLion]

Somebody needs a prostate exam.

 

[RodeoJake]

Is there a bigger Cowboy fan than Jerry? Love him or hate him, it would be fun to watch a Cowboys game with him.

Not if he wets his britches.

 

[Whyjerry]

I am fairly certain he pees his pants every day.

 

[Hawkeye0202]

Jerry knows this is probably the best/closest chance we have had in years. Now ask yourself........how disappointed you think he will be if we lose Sunday. If we do and it's ugly.........he may very fire MM (lol)

 

[tyke1doe]

That's not a good image.
Yellow rain, yellow rain.

 

[noshame]

I felt like peeing down his leg many times

 

[Flinger]

And, in the Center Ring…

 

[Kwyn]

lol. You can’t make this stuff up.

 

[OGSixshooter]

Almost pee?
switch JWB for water, and it will help.

I like to chase my JWB with a sip of water. Cleans the palate.

 

[VaqueroTD]

“Jean, sorry honey, I wee-weed in the helicopter again.”

 

[CTcowboy203]

Prefer he do the pissing rather than the football team

 

[Montanalo]

Just Jerry being Jerry. I hope he never changes.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

He's THAT scared of Joran Love?

 

[mrmojo]

If he's peeing his pants now imagine what he will be doing if they make the SB.....

 

[Asklesko]

Only Jerry Jones would make such a comment.

 

[JayFord]

is Jerry diabetic? i am, peeing down my leg is common in times of both nervousness and excitement

 

[MoistMayonnaise]

I am also excited and would love to pee down Jerry's leg. Let me know where to sign up.

 

[Bobhaze]

I’m trying to imagine another NFL GM saying anything like this on live radio. Our GM not only has to do multiple media appearances each week, he somehow also has to use bodily function analogies to describe how he feels about the playoffs.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Later on, when asked about his thoughts on the weather we've been having lately, Jerruh commented that the weather had been fairly unremarkable, so average and unremarkable in fact that he almost urinated in his pants.

Hmmmm....I'm seeing a theme here.

 

[john van brocklin]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on his anticipation for the start of the playoffs: “Man, I can’t stand it. And I haven’t slept. I can remember back when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 and Santa Claus was coming. And I just couldn’t stand it. If you asked me what I wanted, I would just almost pee down my leg, I’d be so nervous to even say it. That’s the kind of feeling I have here.”

Please quit talking Jerry,
You are embarrassing us.