News: Jerry Jones: I thought the Cowboys would be better than this

[StarBoyz83]

Expected 10-11 wins maybe win one playoff game maybe lose the first one. Not looking so hot right now. Time for a change damn it!

 

[CPanther95]

Proof positive Jerry does actually think just like a fan.

 

[ksadler1]

Proof positive Jerry does actually think just like a fan.

If he thought like a fan he and Garrett would be unemployed...

 

[Alexander]

Jerry Jones has always been pathologically optimistic.

I think he got drunk off the first three games just like a lot of us did.

But right now, we should be in prove it mode.

And honestly, what he said here is about as honest as he gets.

 

[408Cowboy]

In fact several of them have bowled 300 or better games

What?! They really are talented...

On a wii

 

[Zordon]

Jerry Jones has always been pathologically optimistic.

I think he got drunk off the first three games just like a lot of us did.

But right now, we should be in prove it mode.

And honestly, what he said here is about as honest as he gets.

That Jets loss humbled him.

I actually haven't had an issue with Jerry's statements of late. He's been non-committal on Jason and has been tempered about the team's overall performance.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Fire your puppet coach and get a real one in here Einstein.

Who are theno e puppet coaches in Dallas u see Jerry? Jimmy and parcells...both left.....

Jerry WANTS puppets

 

[Tangle_Foot]

I don't get it, I took the red pill but I keep waking up with the same bad dream lasting longer than 4 hours, I thought things would be different to

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

He deserves double of whatever Brady is making

 

[Ranched]

I always picture him yelling, "Choo-Choo!" then I giggle clap.

FIFY

 

[408Cowboy]

I don't get it, I took the red pill but I keep waking up with the same bad dream lasting longer than 4 hours, I thought things would be different to

It's all a lie unless you take both

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Really? There are pro bowlers up and down the lineup. More talent than most teams, we just don't have coaches that'll take advantage

More talent according to cowboys fans who tend to over rate every cow it's ex ept the ones they hate passionately like Heath, hill, chidobe

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Insanity. n. mental illness of such a severe nature that a person cannot distinguish fantasy from reality, cannot conduct her/his affairs due to psychosis, or is subject to uncontrollable impulsive behavior.

Proof of Insanity:

1. Fired a back to back Super Bowl winning coach.
2. Traded 2 no.1 picks for non Pro Bowl WR Joey Galloway.
3. Passed on Randy Moss.
4. Hired The Bootleggers Son and let him coach after luckily winning the Super Bowl in 1995.
5. Ran off a 2 time Super Bowl winning Head Coach that built a playoff team after his puppet coach went 5-11 for 3 years in a row.
6. Hired a 1 year QB coach as OC
7. Hired a Son of a Bum as Head Coach
8. Fired a Son of a Bum to hire a OC as HC from a 6-10 team
9. Hired a 1 year QB coach as OC
10. Cut a DE that now has 5 sacks in 5 games

Jerry Jones says he a GM but stands in the locker room, goes on the field, and address the media as the Head Coach. Jerry Jones can not distinguish fantasy from reality.

 

[black label]

I would blow out an O-ring after a week of Chunky Sirloin Beef Soup

 

[aria]

lol I have to rewatch Lebowski again.

Rewatch it? What the hell have you been doing for the past 20+ years? I’ve watched it twice just in the past month and that’s low. I also have Lebowski art work, schwag, etc so maybe I’m a little different.

 

[Beaker42]

....what he's really saying is, how the hell did we lose to the Jets with all the talent on the team.. ...

Dumb azz decision to go for it instead of kicking the FG was the difference.

 

[Beaker42]

Nude

And tripping the little kids trying to put their quarters in.

 

[conner01]

So did we jerry. So did we.

It’s easy to bash jerry but the majority of fans here thought we had a better team than we’ve been so far
Hopefully by the end of the year everyone is proven right

 

[Runwildboys]

All this Jerry Hate is going to make him sign Dak to a monster contract guys.
You've been warned.

Anyone who hasn't read that other thread is really confused right now.........Of course, anyone who read that other thread is really confused right now too.

 

[Runwildboys]

Wow... That's a lot of Jerry Hate!

At least 10 more years of mediocrity's worth!