Jerry Jones: Jason Garrett appears civil, but it's a rare redhead who doesn't 'blow up inside'

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So I guess we can put Jerry on the list of GMs who actually factored in Andy Dalton's hair color when considering if he could be a solid pro QB heading into the draft.

I heard that the Wisconsin State Assembly has invited Jerry to speak at their next session.
 
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Give Jerry the salesman some credit here. He is trying his hardest to build up Garrett so we can trade Garrett to another team (if only that were remotely possible:() or get some team to hire Garrett in any capacity after he gets fired.

See, JJ is saying: Garrett is smart. Even smart enough to know when to control that rage burning inside. It is not Garrett's fault the team stinks. The coaching is solid.

But, JJ really means but doesn't want others to know: When I fire this bumbling idiot Garrett who couldn't caoch his way out of a wet paper bag, please, pretty please, someone hire this 'genius' so I can offset his guaranteed money.
 
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ninja said:
Give Jerry the salesman some credit here. He is trying his hardest to build up Garrett so we can trade Garrett to another team (if only that were remotely possible:() or get some team to hire Garrett in any capacity after he gets fired.

See, JJ is saying: Garrett is smart. Even smart enough to know when to control that rage burning inside. It is not Garrett's fault the team stinks. The coaching is solid.

But, JJ really means but doesn't want others to know: When I fire this bumbling idiot Garrett who couldn't caoch his way out of a wet paper bag, please, pretty please, someone hire this 'genius' so I can offset his guaranteed money.
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I believe the exact opposite. Jason is our coach next year. No firing.
 
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Now that's what losing sounds like. Pick up the bat Jason.
 
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So what I got from the dribble is that Garrett is Jerry's lapdog?

And apparently that lapdog gets mad from time to time, but it is only in private.

Is that about the gist of it?
 
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Idgit said:
I swear, Jerry's comments make for some of the weirdest headlines in professional sports.

And his mixed metaphors are completely confusing, as well. This one is part jab-at-the-hot-headed-Irish (I *think*) and part misplaced pit bull metaphor. And everybody just nods, or covers it, like it makes sense. It's bizarre.
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"Well, I've seen him bite as a puppy, and if they'll do that, they'll bite as a dog. He'll bite." ???????? :huh: :espn:
 
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Most of the time to me he looks like he just woke up in a strange place and has no idea where he is...whenever he's not clapping.
 
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BraveHeartFan said:
This should be all the evidence needed for those who were in doubt, at all, that Garrett is not going anywhere any time soon.
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Im amazed at how many people actually thought hed be going somewhere. I fully believe this record even with a HEALTHY Romo, and he would still be the coach of this team. He would blame someone else, as has been his MO for a long time. I am actually one of the few people who believe he intentionally sabotaged Wade to take his job. He seems like that kind of man
 
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BoysFan4ever said:
I believe the exact opposite. Jason is our coach next year. No firing.
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A serious amount of empty seats in the next two home games and the fans quitting on the team just might have you thinking otherwise. Jerry may overlook poor coaching, players quitting on the head coach, and poor preparation, but not even Jerry can overlook the fans quitting on the team. No amount of friendship will save Garrett if that should happen.
 
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ninja said:
A serious amount of empty seats in the next two home games and the fans quitting on the team just might have you thinking otherwise. Jerry may overlook poor coaching, players quitting on the head coach, and poor preparation, but not even Jerry can overlook the fans quitting on the team. No amount of friendship will save Garrett if that should happen.
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been waiting on that for years but the seats are still sold so he gets his money.

Jerry is OBLIVIOUS to that kind of thing. Last year when the Niners fans filled a huge portion of AT&T he said he didn't notice or something stupid like that.
 
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