Jerry Jones tells the media his favorite delicacy dishes he grew up eating

[Ranching]

Brain rot from road kill meat.

Sounds like some of our fellow Zoners! Lol....just kidding!

 

[darealvelle]

sounds about right

 

[ArtClink]

That was Garrett, but he sucked!

We agree on Carrot top sucking as a “hc”. But then again it won’t matter who the next hc is unless the goal is to win a wc card game once every 7-10 years lol

 

[ArtClink]

En la biblioteca con Juanito...

Bien e too? Son los el Jones el awesome person.

 

[ArtClink]

En la biblioteca con Juanito...

Jerry es una plaga en la nación de los Cowboys. Una plaga que ha ensombrecido treinta años las esperanzas de playoffs de los aficionados. Él es la única causa de todos nuestros fracasos en los playoffs y tienes que tener muerte cerebral para apoyar a un lunático como él.

 

[Ranching]

Jerry es una plaga en la nación de los Cowboys. Una plaga que ha ensombrecido treinta años las esperanzas de playoffs de los aficionados. Él es la única causa de todos nuestros fracasos en los playoffs y tienes que tener muerte cerebral para apoyar a un lunático como él.

Jerry me la muerde? Pero, que vamos a ser? Desgraciadamente, nada. Arriba Vaqueros!

 

[cowboyfan4life2]

Well cousin Eddie used to eat squirrel. So why wouldn't jerry eat raccoons.

 

[Swanny]

My favorite story from my Dad. The day he decided to get a job as a kid was the day his mom brought home a roadkill raccoon for dinner. My Dad was 12 at the time and his family was broke. His mom was trying anything to put food on the table. She picked up a dead raccoon. My dad saw it in the oven and rode his bike to the local burger stand and they employed him that same night. He got to eat a burger in return for his services that night.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on
@1053thefan
when asked if he's ever had raccoon after it was recently mentioned by Panthers WR Xavier Legette: "I've eaten a lot of raccoon. The answer is yes. ... It's not uncommon at all. One of my favorites is squirrel. It's wonderful. We all had our favorite pieces. ... My mom and I would even ask for the brain of the squirrel. Delicious. Seriously."



Maybe this explains everything?

That's like eating RATS...... ......now everything is explained as you state.
P.S. Jerry won't have an issue in case total Nuclear war breaks out as his meals will be secure!!!

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Every other thread on this board is about something Jerry (the owner) says or said.

For other NFL teams, you'd forget they even have an owner, because they're invisible. You hear from them once or twice a year, usually at the owners meeting. And nothing else.

It's not surprising the Cowboys SUCK.

 

[Aven8]

What’s next. June is his 1st cousin?….

 

[DallasEast]

 

[JW82]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on
@1053thefan
when asked if he's ever had raccoon after it was recently mentioned by Panthers WR Xavier Legette: "I've eaten a lot of raccoon. The answer is yes. ... It's not uncommon at all. One of my favorites is squirrel. It's wonderful. We all had our favorite pieces. ... My mom and I would even ask for the brain of the squirrel. Delicious. Seriously."



Maybe this explains everything?

Lol. There's a magic lamp genie joke in there somewhere.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Eat ****, Jerry.

 

[ICP]

He didn't mention any delicacies, just roadkill

 

[Mannix]

He and Chuckles need to be fed a giant S sandwich for the incompetence we've put up with for going on THREE decades!!!

 

[OGSixshooter]

"The brain of the squirrel..."...

this explains A LOT.

 

[dogberry]

Risk of prions from all mammalian brains?

 

[xwalker]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on
@1053thefan
when asked if he's ever had raccoon after it was recently mentioned by Panthers WR Xavier Legette: "I've eaten a lot of raccoon. The answer is yes. ... It's not uncommon at all. One of my favorites is squirrel. It's wonderful. We all had our favorite pieces. ... My mom and I would even ask for the brain of the squirrel. Delicious. Seriously."



Maybe this explains everything?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

 

[nobody]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter,_banana_and_bacon_sandwich

PB and Banana is good. But adding bacon? Noooo... no thanks. I'll save my bacon for things like cheeseburgers or eggs.