Jerry reminisces about the time he got mooned by a Packers fan

[Risen Star]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones this morning on @1053thefan sharing one of his "greatest memories" from his trips to Green Bay: "After the game against (the Packers) maybe 25 years ago, all of my grandchildren were very small, 4 or 5 years old. And I had a car full of them. It was so cold. We won, and as we left the stadium, we were in a long, big car, and I saw this lady headed toward the car.

"She comes up beside the car running. She was so upset as a Green Bay fan. She was pretty hefty. And she turns around and pulls it all down and just plants it right up against the window. Everybody inside was in (shock) and couldn't believe it. And then her skin stuck to the window it was so cold. When she pulled away, there was just a big print sitting there on the side of that car. There were about 10 or 11 of us in the car and we can still see it today."

 

[Risen Star]

I guess I have to come up with another birthday present.

 

[mrmojo]

We actually beat GB in GB? Jerry likes the big backs.

 

[maryquality]

 

[DallasEast]

Does anyone else feel like the movie Event Horizon replays on loop inside Jerry Jones' skull... and we are all living inside it?

 

[fivetwos]

I don’t think highly enough of Jerry to feel as if he should have the opportunity to see my behind

 

[BigD5]

A classic Jerry lie.

Dallas beat GB in GB in 2008. Game was played in September. So it wasn’t cold. It was in the 60 degree range

Maybe he meant in 2016. He is almost 90 years old. But wait that game was played in October and it was 60 degrees during that game too

So yea just a blatant lie by this jerk

 

[Rayman70]

Well earned. In fact, the entire at&t stadium crowd needs to give him one big simultaneous moon. Again, well earned.

 

[DallasEast]

A classic Jerry lie.

Dallas beat GB in GB in 2008. Game was played in September. So it wasn’t cold. It was in the 60 degree range

Maybe he meant in 2016. He is almost 90 years old. But wait that game was played in October and it was 60 degrees during that game too

So yea just a blatant lie by this jerk

I do not enjoy playing Devil's Advocate for Mad Genius. The man is old, but he does not have dementia. He lies, sometimes through his teeth, but consider this:

He said about 25 years ago. It's 2026. It would put his fable around 2000 or 2001. He said his grandchildren were very small at the time, about 4 or 5 years old. Stephen Jones' daughter Jessica (link) was about 3 or 4 when everyone goes back to November 23, 1997...

The Packers beat Dallas 45-17 at? Lambeau Field.

Gametime temp? Mid-20s. Wind child? Lower than that. Here's the historical weather data (link).

That may not be very convincing. Pat Summerall describes gametime conditions about a few seconds after this video starts at the 5:40 mark:



His memory was off around four years. That's not bad for anyone at any age about a single event that occurred three decades before. Did the butt incident happen? Maybe not. Maybe it did. Either way, I wish he would finally get farted in the face with a plume thick enough to kill circumcised mosquitos.

 

[CT Dal Fan]

This had to be the 1997 game at Lambeau. Jerry just has the result wrong, the Cowboys got destroyed.

 

[DallasEast]

This had to be the 1997 game at Lambeau. Jerry just has the result wrong, the Cowboys got destroyed.

You missed posting it first by THIS much.

 

[Cowboys5217]

I guess I have to come up with another birthday present.

I'll chip in. The check is in the mail.

 

[Coogiguy03]

I bet Jerry is just as tickled as he wants to be with that big yellow smile he has!! Hey Jerry, why don't you market this and make 39 million off of it!!!!

 

[Whirlwin]

He’s obviously the ) butt. ( of every joke,

 

[DallasEast]

He’s obviously the ) butt. ( of every joke,

Especially between other team owners.

 

[CT Dal Fan]

You missed posting it first by THIS much.

I have a bad habit of just posting without reading everything ahead of me.

 

[Risen Star]

 

[DallasEast]

I have a bad habit of just posting without reading everything ahead of me.

You have a good memory. I forgot he said Dallas won, which you caught, so I cannot defend his recollection on that part. Of course, the guy was wrapped in layers of foolishness that Dallas won everything after he and Johnson went separate ways. And the game was played the season following Super Bowl XXX. He likely misremembered when the championship winning STOPPED at that time, lol.

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Jerry got sprung because he had a round thing in his face

 

[dupree89]

You missed posting it first by THIS much.

i'm tossing the challenge flag, i think CT Dal Fan may have just beat you