Jerry still sees positive things from Zeke

[Coogiguy03]

Later today Stephen will come out and say McCaffrey's deal is the floor for Zeke's extension

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Coogiguy03]

Forum suggestion:

Can we flag any quotes from Jerry Jones as ‘inappropriate’?

No worries, i'm in training, you take the day off buddy! I got this!!!!

 

[CWR]

He thinks he's some type of football savant. We couldn't grasp the things Jerry sees during his film studies.

 

[CowboyFrog]

He thinks he's some type of football savant. We couldn't grasp the things Jerry see during his film studies.

100% right i would bring every pair of glasses known to man and keep replaying the play and saying "No thats not what happened try THESE glasses"

 

[rambo2]

Problem is, Jerry and co is still living in the past.

The problem is we lost a safety with potential to the Titans to keep Zeke on the roster. At least Zeke is helping us move to the top of the draft and keep Rico fresh. I say that about Rico because we could possibly bring him back next year to share carries with a rookie runner.

 

[Cmac]

Jerry should feel lucky this isn't the real world or the Military, because in either he would have removed from his post, demoted or fired long ago. Amazing what comes out of his mouth.

I was pulling for Zeke in the right role, been called a Zekester, having tried to be fair even when his knee was an issue......at this point....all I would say.....Jerry please go get the eyeballs checked, somethings going on. Get an appointment tommorrow.

 

[IceStar-D7]

Does anything Dallas do makes sense with Troll boy at the helm??? What has Jerry said in the last 30 seasons that meant anything????? Jerry just loves to keep the media ears on fire. But what has it gotten us fans on the field. NOTHING!!!!!!! So, it's just MORE or preferably less of nothing...

 

[slick325]

Why does the media even entertain his drivel?

 

[DallasEast]

We're not living in the past with Zeke.

Guy lives in a perpetual, self-made world, squatting inside his head, of his GM 'greatness' achieved 30 years ago.

Same guy wants others to buy in that he and the rest of his clan are not living in the past with Ezekiel Elliott.

People could smell what he is shoving after waking up from a decades-old coma...

Patient: Where am I? Who are you?
Doctor: I'm Dr. Crosky. You are in a hospital. Mr. Jones, you have been in a coma for a long time.
Patient: A coma? For how long?
Doctor: What is the last thing you remember, Mr. Jones?
Patient: My family and I were watching a rematch of the Cowboys and Bills in the Super Bowl. Emmitt Smith had just scored to put Dallas up by two touchdowns late in the fourth quarter. Then... nothing...
Doctor: That is not surprising, Mr. Jones. Your records show you and your family were celebrating, when your brother Bob threw an unopened can of Budweiser at your head. The blunt force trauma knocked you out and you have been in a coma ever since.
Patient: My drunk brother never could celebrate like a normal person. Did we win?
Doctor: Yes. Dallas repeated as NFL champs.
Patient: Great! Well. What year is this?
Doctor: 2024.
Patient: <Expletive>! I have been out for thirty years? I have a lot of catching up to do! What else did Jimmy Johnson do while I was asleep?
Doctor: He eventually ended up coaching the Dolphins.
Patient: <Expletive>! When did that happen?
Doctor: 1996, I think.
Patient: Two years after winning back-to-back Super Bowls with Dallas? Why did he leave?
Doctor: Mr. Jones. You woke up only a few minutes ago. You need more rest to regain your...
Patient: DOCTOR! WHY DID JIMMY LEAVE???
Doctor: Mr. Jones... Alright. I will tell you. Johnson and Jerry Jones had a falling out.
Patient: <Expletive>! When did they have a falling out?
Doctor: Two months after you fell into a coma. There is worse news that I should not tell you.
Patient: What kind of news is worse than some idiot letting a two-time defending Super Bowl head coach go over a falling out?
Doctor: Jerry Jones is still Dallas' GM.
Patient: <EXPLETIVE>!
Patient: Mr. Jones... Mr. Jones! Code blue! Code blue! Room 502! Get a crash cart in here! STAT!!!

 

[DallasEast]

That's the thing about dementia, you don't have any grip on reality

The situation is worse since he has not shown signs of dementia.

 

[DallasEast]

Why does the media even entertain his drivel?

Sensationalism attracts viewers and readers. And there is nothing more sensational than the As Jerry Jones Spins Crap soap opera.

 

[DallasEast]

No worries, i'm in training, you take the day off buddy! I got this!!!!

oh HELL no.

 

[CarolinaFathead]

I've known Risen for a little while but I don't think he's on his "last years on earth" yet.

Masterful!

 

[Coogiguy03]

oh HELL no.

Your buddy big dog trusts me with his life, sucks he never told you this!!!! lol

 

[DallasInDC]

I've known Risen for a little while but I don't think he's on his "last years on earth" yet.

Yes, Risen has many years of trolling left in him.

 

[DallasEast]

Your buddy big dog trusts me with his life, sucks he never told you this!!!! lol

Too much caffeine every day has rotted your brain.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Too much caffeine every day has rotted your brain.

I'll be sure to report this, thanks for telling my personal business!!!!! lol

 

[DallasEast]

I'll be sure to report this, thanks for telling my personal business!!!!! lol

I got your back, my friend. We will get you signed up with Caffeine Drinkers Anonymous (the CDA for short) if it is the last thing I do!

 

[chicago JK]

Good run Zeke. Unfortunately almost every other NFL Running back takes this carry much further than Zeke did.

 

[Coogiguy03]

I got your back, my friend. We will get you signed up with Caffeine Drinkers Anonymous (the CDA for short) if it is the last thing I do!

Make a deal with me please??????? If I stop drinking the ice coffee I get from big dog, and follow my 10 step program to recovery, will you please let them consider me as a mod????? lol