Jerry Will Be Loving Life!

[jazzcat22]

Whatever his wife tells him to do!

This is more true than not in life in general....LOL

 

[Corso]

What would his son-in-law do?

Kick freakin' back and brag that he's in with the Jones'.
I would. Glasses cleaning and all.
Except you all would have seen me spit on his glasses, wink at the cameras and then wipe with a cloth (not my clothes) with a s##t-eating grin saying "Yeah, I'm in THE box watching this game- where are you?".

 

[BoysFan4ever]

This is more true than not in life in general....LOL

true that!

 

[RonSpringsdaman20]

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Kick freakin' back and brag that he's in with the Jones'.
I would. Glasses cleaning and all.
Except you all would have seen me spit on his glasses, wink at the cameras and then wipe with a cloth (not my clothes) with a s##t-eating grin saying "Yeah, I'm in THE box watching this game- where are you?".

Look I'm the forum funny guy or not funny guy, forums choice. get a job buddy.

 

[Corso]

Look I'm the forum funny guy or not funny guy, forums choice. get a job buddy.

I couldn't hope to replace you.
You are one of my faves here.

I had a "free day" today and ran with it as long as I could.
Great times. Good reads. Love this board.

 

[Corso]

Look I'm the forum funny guy or not funny guy, forums choice. get a job buddy.

You know you can picture me doing it too.
No? You can't? I intro'd myself in the Memberszone today with a pic so go and
Straight up smile and say- that's my man... I know Corso... What a guy! He and I could have had so many great times in Tijuana that one time if we would have run into each other before that Internet thingy!

 

[Dave_in-NC]

I couldn't hope to replace you.
You are one of my faves here.

I had a "free day" today and ran with it as long as I could.
Great times. Good reads. Love this board.

Yup been a riot. I have been iced in buy 1/2 of ice. gotta love Eastern NC. Usually I just bother my wife till she gives in.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

You know you can picture me doing it too.
No? You can't? I intro'd myself in the Memberszone today with a pic so go and
Straight up smile and say- that's my man... I know Corso... What a guy! He and I could have had so many great times in Tijuana that one time if we would have run into each other before that Internet thingy!

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Whatever his wife tells him to do!

So true, so true.

 

[Corso]

Yup been a riot. I have been iced in buy 1/2 of ice. gotta love Eastern NC. Usually I just bother my wife till she gives in.

My sis is in Central NY.
Poor girl has been destroyed by week after week of blizzard activity.

I, for one am happy I'm sitting here in sunny, warm El Paso, TX where the only thing cold I have to avoid is the Cartel's stray bullets whizzing by.
Which, you know- only adds to the excitement of my morning dog walks.

Makes me feel like Jean-Claude Van Damme... without the muscles and fighting and badassery and all that, but a close facsimile, for sure.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

My sis is in Central NY.
Poor girl has been destroyed by week after week of blizzard activity.

I, for one am happy I'm sitting here in sunny, warm El Paso, TX where the only thing cold I have to avoid is the Cartel's stray bullets whizzing by.
Which, you know- only adds to the excitement of my morning dog walks.

Makes me feel like Jean-Claude Van Damme... without the muscles and fighting and badassery and all that, but a close facsimile, for sure.

LOL I'm from sunny warm 2 months a year Rochester NY. I know what your poor sister is going through. Now i'm in about the safest place in the world should walking dead actually come to life. Down the street from Camp Lejeune USMC. Surrounded by the worlds best.

 

[black label]

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[Dave_in-NC]

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[Corso]

LOL I'm from sunny warm 2 months a year Rochester NY. I know what your poor sister is going through. Now i'm in about the safest place in the world should walking dead actually come to life. Down the street from Camp Lejeune USMC. Surrounded by the worlds best.

I have your location locked and should the Walking Dead go down- expect a knock on your door. I will come supplied and armed so we shall not be a burden, but a boon. I'll also bring lots of tomatoes (amateur farmer here).

 

[Corso]

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Ah! Mad cow disease- wait... Sis?
It's too late Dave_In_NC!!!!!!
We're Dooooooooooomed!!!

 

[Dave_in-NC]

I have your location locked and should the Walking Dead go down- expect a knock on your door. I will come supplied and armed so we shall not be a burden, but a boon. I'll also bring lots of tomatoes (amateur farmer here).

The last thing we will need is weapons. My USMC friends will take care of that. Bring Matters and booze.

 

[Dave_in-NC]

Ah! Mad cow disease- wait... Sis?
It's too late Dave_In_NC!!!!!!
We're Dooooooooooomed!!!

Dayum.

 

[Corso]

The last thing we will need is weapons. My USMC friends will take care of that. Bring Matters and booze.

Well said. I shall bring myself my concealed weapon and trust your boys in blue.
Done and done.

 

[big dog cowboy]

This thread is full of win.