Twitter: Jerry: "Zeke is our best player"

[Redball Express]

Is this even english? What are you trying to say exactly?

Where are you reading my posts from?

The bathroom?

Stop it.



Finish your business there and wash your hands and use alcohol wipes.

Then come back and get your nose swabbed.

Now we can talk.

 

[mattjames2010]

Martin is our best player.

 

[MonsterD]

Astounding the dumb things he likes to say. One day someone needs to make a book of all these idiotic things he says, like novel length.

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Lol, yeah, no he isn’t.

 

[Redball Express]

What? Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

Only if you chase it with a few shots to move things along.

Jerrah does all of that and more.

The dude is not aging like fine wine.

Seen him try to walk lately?

He will be in a wheelchair about the time Dak returns from rehab 2 years from now.

 

[Swanny]

LOL...

Come on. This is dumb to say or think. Martin is and it's not close

 

[The Natural]

"Honey..got fired today. Guess that house we were saving for is out the window.

You need to stop being a soccer mom and get a job. Call your mom and tell her we are moving in.

I am going to Cowboyzone and post. Call me when dinner is ready."

Oh yeah..big picture of that for you.

what

 

[America's Cowboy]

You are the exception if true.

And what?

You got a raise in these pandemic times?

Sorry.

Most people would not cut off their nose to spite their face and risk coming home to tell the wife..

"Honey..got fired today. Guess that house we were saving for is out the window.

You need to stop being a soccer mom and get a job. Call your mom and tell her we are moving in.

I am going to Cowboyzone and post. Call me when dinner is ready."

Oh yeah..big picture of that for you.

Nah, I used my experience to start my own business. Doing pretty good. Never pick favorites or put one over the others. Reward hard and smart work. Encourage everyone to do the same. Leave bonuses to be reached if achieved. Workers respect that and stay equally appreciative.

 

[noshame]

Well Jerry
Than we're in a world of *****.
Thanks for everything

 

[aria]

Jerry must be watching too much Wizard of Oz. Maybe he thinks by saying “He’s our best player” 3 times in 3 sentences in a row and he clicks his heels 3 times then it will actually be true.

(At the end, it is revealed that Dorothy can return home by simply closing her eyes, clicking the heels of the slippers together three times and repeating the phrase, "There's no place like home.")

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Another Dak-Jab by Jerry.....another crack on the Dak Wall!

 

[cern]

positive reinforcement is always a good thing. if zeke balls against the vikes, it will have been words wisely chosen.

 

[Bobhaze]

One thing Jerry consistently makes clear- he is the biggest problem we have.

 

[Sydla]

LOL.

This is what Jerry does when players he’s overpaid are struggling.

 

[CowboyRoy]

LOL...

Wow..............this guy really is the biggest football idiot in the world. And he is our GM? What a moron. There is NO hope.

 

[foofighters]

LOL...

compared to Jaylon Smith, sure...

 

[Ranched]

If Ewok's the best player Jerry, who's the worst?!

 

[CowboyRoy]

So Zeke is our best player (even though he has sucked this season and not lived up to his overpaid contract), but Dak who was putting up astronomical record league leading stats (until he got injured and has yet to be given a longterm contract) was simply accumulating garbage time stats?

Pfft!!!

No wonder this team is so screwed up. Just look at how the owner thinks. What a loser.

I figured it out..........Jerry and Zeke are drinking buddies. Its the only explanation.

 

[Dre11]

If I'm Zack Martin, I'm demanding a trade.

for what? who cares? it doesn't matter who's the best player, they're not winning so it doesn't matter. if Martin had a problem and wanted a trade, I'd trade his *** to Jets

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Might as well just slap Zack Martin in the face.

Zeke wasn't the best player on this team in 2016.

I don't know about that one....