Jessica Simpson: why so damn famous?

[bbgun]

I don't get it. Yes, she's cute, but so are tons of other non-famous girls on campus or at the beach. She can't act worth a lick. Very undistinguished singer (no hits, no critical acclaim, etc.) Never posed nude, so that can't be it. What gives?

 

[Qwickdraw]

variety shows on MTV.
Unique ignorance.
Popular among teenage girls.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

I don't get it. Yes, she's cute, but so are tons of other non-famous girls on campus or at the beach. She can't act worth a lick. Very undistinguished singer (no hits, no critical acclaim, etc.) Never posed nude, so that can't be it. What gives?

Killer smile, nice butt and big boobs.

 

[Rack]

Killer smile, nice butt and big boobs.

And she's from...

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

I found a new line from the 40 Year Old Virgin.

"You know how I can tell you're gay. You don't understand why Jessica Simpson is so popular."

 

[Qwickdraw]

And she's from...

well...
3 out of 4 ain't bad.

 

[royhitshard]

Killer smile, nice butt and big boobs.

hboy: :jerk:

 

[Kangaroo]

She does not have big boos they are small please :bang2:

She is not even in the d range so small it is

 

[Danny White]

She does not have big boos they are small please :bang2:

She is not even in the d range so small it is

No offense my friend, but you are either blind, a jaded plastic surgeon, or thinking of a different Jessica Simpson.

Exhibits 1&2:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess1.jpg

Exhibits 3&4:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess2.jpg

Exhibits 5&6:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess7.jpg

Exhibits 7&8:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess6.jpg

 

[royhitshard]

No offense my friend, but you are either blind, a jaded plastic surgeon, or thinking of a different Jessica Simpson.

Exhibits 1&2:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess1.jpg

Exhibits 3&4:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess2.jpg

Exhibits 5&6:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess7.jpg

Exhibits 7&8:
http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v321/Schenk/Jess6.jpg

Thank you, I needed that!