JoaquinFenix
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1st Half Recap:
- Overpaid RB loses two more fumbles, leading to 14 points for Cardinals
- Secondary that is known for busting assignments busts another assignment, leading to 80-yard Cardinals touchdown pass
- Gallup drops touchdown pass in end zone; Cowboys forced to settle for FG
- Backup QB get lucky on first pass, which should've been a pick-6
- UDFA offensive tackles getting whipped left and right
- Best O-lineman knocked out of game with concussion
- Overpaid 3-tech who should've been cut in the offseason gets a taunting penalty on a play where the Cardinals' QB runs for 15 yards and almost scores
- Overpaid pass rushers getting no pass rush
2nd Half Recap:
- Referees allow Lamb to get mauled 15 yards down the field while the ball is in the air, leading to a Cardinals' interception
- On the next series, same referees make a ticky-tack DPI call on Lewis in the end zone; Cardinals score on next play
- Special teams continues being anything but special; guy who's nickname is "The Leg" misses 58-yard FG by 15 yards
- Backup QB makes Dak's agent breathe a sigh of relief
- OL continues getting whipped like a rented mule
- Diggs gets picked by his own teammate, leading to a 60-yard catch and run for Cardinals
- Down by 28, Cowboys run 18 plays to score first TD of game with 2:48 left to play
- Less than 2 minutes to play, 3rd down, everybody knows the Cardinals are just trying to run out the clock, and they run right up the gut for 70 yards
Bonus:
- Cowboys came into the game last in the NFL in turnover margin and didn't disappoint, losing the turnover battle 4-0
- The player of the game was a safety, a position in which the Cowboys inexplicably refuse to invest any capital
- The ESPN Monday night broadcast stays trash
- Overpaid RB loses two more fumbles, leading to 14 points for Cardinals
- Secondary that is known for busting assignments busts another assignment, leading to 80-yard Cardinals touchdown pass
- Gallup drops touchdown pass in end zone; Cowboys forced to settle for FG
- Backup QB get lucky on first pass, which should've been a pick-6
- UDFA offensive tackles getting whipped left and right
- Best O-lineman knocked out of game with concussion
- Overpaid 3-tech who should've been cut in the offseason gets a taunting penalty on a play where the Cardinals' QB runs for 15 yards and almost scores
- Overpaid pass rushers getting no pass rush
2nd Half Recap:
- Referees allow Lamb to get mauled 15 yards down the field while the ball is in the air, leading to a Cardinals' interception
- On the next series, same referees make a ticky-tack DPI call on Lewis in the end zone; Cardinals score on next play
- Special teams continues being anything but special; guy who's nickname is "The Leg" misses 58-yard FG by 15 yards
- Backup QB makes Dak's agent breathe a sigh of relief
- OL continues getting whipped like a rented mule
- Diggs gets picked by his own teammate, leading to a 60-yard catch and run for Cardinals
- Down by 28, Cowboys run 18 plays to score first TD of game with 2:48 left to play
- Less than 2 minutes to play, 3rd down, everybody knows the Cardinals are just trying to run out the clock, and they run right up the gut for 70 yards
Bonus:
- Cowboys came into the game last in the NFL in turnover margin and didn't disappoint, losing the turnover battle 4-0
- The player of the game was a safety, a position in which the Cowboys inexplicably refuse to invest any capital
- The ESPN Monday night broadcast stays trash
