Johnny Football

[Mountaineerfan]

I swear that dude being linked to the cowboys, is like some bad decision you have made with a ugly girl while being drunk. He just will not go away.

He is like having the social media transmitted hepi-aids.It is so bad no one knows where it comes from but it keeps coming back you ya.

 

[jimmy40]

 

[plymkr]

Time for a new nickname
You can't be called Johnny football when you aren't playing football and probably won't anytime soon unless he heads to Canada

what about Johnny tattoo? Seriously he needs to stay out of the bars and out of the tattoo parlors, those tats just don't look good on him. Some people look good with tats and some don't, he doesn't.

But back to the real issue. I'd like to see what Dak can do before signing Johnny tattoo.

 

[CCBoy]

I want to be 6'4" 210lbs, play QB, never get sacked, 100TDs, 0 INTS, lead a team to a 19-0 season and be on a Wheaties Box...and while I'm at it...please let women throw themselves at my feet when I walk by....

If you can't do that, make sure Johnny never comes marching in this way again...EVER.

...you are forgetting women taking bras and panties off and throwing them at the sidelines.

 

[Cowboy06]

...you are forgetting women taking bras and panties off and throwing them at the sidelines.

I was trying to keep it PG..LOL...but yeah that and much much more...

 

[Shinaoi]

He's crying for joy at the prospect his injury just got him a bottle of pain meds.

 

[iceberg]

Watch: Manziel says he wants to play for the Cowboys

Sorry if this had been posted. I knew this would make some on here happy.

saw a jacked up wino in the streets say the same thing the other day.

wait, that was manziel...

 

[Sarge]

He will never play another down in the NFL.

 

[tyke1doe]

Are you sure? Not even if they wont improve the on field product?

Have any of the headaches we've signed helped the on-field product? If so, it has only been minimal; therefore, it's not worth the hassle.

 

[MileyDancer]

I'd be willing to lay odds that he dons a Cowboys uniform sometime in the next 5 years.

I'd quit rooting for this team as long as he's on it.

 

[Risen Star]

Manziel
Prescott
Moore

Your QB depth chart in 2018.

Let's go. Put the hand in. Go Cowboys! on 3....

 

[joseephuss]

JFF. I wanted him after he bombed in Cle. Now he has gone too far to wish for. Sorry JFF. U had the goods but not the head.

He never had the goods, either.

 

[rynochop]

He never had the goods, either.

Yep, I think Johnny knows he's not good enough for the NFL too, and just said screw it. I'm not sure how anyone thought his game in college would transfer...especially at 5'10 a buck 80.

 

[jimmy40]

http://i298.***BLOCKED***/albums/mm253/jimmycbo/FB95IMG9514692151999921.jpg

 

[dogunwo]

http://i298.***BLOCKED***/albums/mm253/jimmycbo/FB95IMG9514692151999921.jpg

There's some serious talent on that team.

 

[remdak]

http://i298.***BLOCKED***/albums/mm253/jimmycbo/FB95IMG9514692151999921.jpg

Need to add Demarcus Lawrence to the DE list

 

[Longboysfan]

Any updates on Where's Johnny?

 

[Silver Surfer]

Time for a new nickname
You can't be called Johnny football when you aren't playing football and probably won't anytime soon unless he heads to Canada

Johnny Foosball, cause that's what he's gonna be playing from now on.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Any updates on Where's Johnny?

Johnny Manziel Rumors: Former QB Suffers 3rd Car Wreck Of The Year [VIDEO]

 

[Longboysfan]

Johnny Manziel Rumors: Former QB Suffers 3rd Car Wreck Of The Year [VIDEO]