Jokes about Dallas choking

[maryquality]

I'm waiting on his to arrive. It's on backorder. I got Hurvin McCormack yesterday. Kenny Weaton was last week along with Kareem Larrimore.

What?? No Rob Pettiti jersey??

 

[J_Allen]

What?? No Rob Pettiti jersey??

I got Chaz Green's instead.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds058]

I dont remember LOL

LOL, I been looking at some threads but can’t find it either. I laughed so hard that early morning,

 

[CATCH17]

I’ve lost all excitement for anything Cowboys.

McCarthy is a dead man walking and this expected quarterback extension by Jerry will do nothing but hamstring this team for years because he incapable of producing.

Their reaction to all this is just sad.

They think they’re being smart by doing this too. It’s a joke.

 

[CTcowboy203]

I hate to say it but it’s not going to happen while the joneses own the team…

Ahh you’re entitled to your own opinion

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

The actual quote was "Dak-nabbit! Get off my Lawn, you whippersnapper."

 

[PAPPYDOG]

The actual quote was "Dak-nabbit! Get off my Lawn, you whippersnapper."

 

[Gangsta Spanksta]

I can wear the gear. No one in their right mind would ever heckle me.

I'll be sporting my throwback blue Alundis Brice tomorrow.

No one would dare heckle the Risen one.

 

[SquidwardTentacles]

Was at the Brown/Cowboys opening day game several years back.
Guy walking around in his Kosar Cowboy's jersey.
Solid!

 

[Saltycowboy]

I live in South Florida and Dolphin fans are making fun of us.

 

[nightrain]

After seeing next year's opponents, it may be time to blow it up, get that top 3 pick in 2025 and start the rebuild.

 

[Big_D]

not to worry, they’re bringing a Heimlich expert to camp.

 

[chuck520]

31 teams choke every year
Would you prefer being a Miami fan?
No Super Bowl titles in 50 years, no AFC titles in 39 years, no AFC Champ game in 31 years

How about the New York Jets?
No Super Bowl titles in 54 years, no AFC titles in 54 years, no AFC Champ game in 13 years

How about a Chargers fan?
No Super Bowl titles ever, no AFC titles in 29 years, no AFC Champ game in 16 years

 

[Ranching]

I wear my cap and sweat top....nobody bothers me. At least not to my face

 

[blueblood70]

chokers ok, last 3 seasons ;36 wins ,two division wins, been to the playoffs all three years....right we suck hard what does that make the other 28 teams...hmm might have to paperbag it we are so bad..

look we may not be going forward in the playoffs but at last we are contenders and have shot yearly..

 

[SquidwardTentacles]