Jokes!

[kskboys]

I think it's time for a little off season humor, so I thought I'd start w/ one I just heard:

Why Taylor Swift supports football: Playing NFL football leads to head injuries which leads to more Taylor Swift fans!!!!!

 

[visionary]

If this is a thread for jokes, why are you posting facts ?

 

[zrinkill]

Jerry Jones

 

[darthseinfeld]

I think it's time for a little off season humor, so I thought I'd start w/ one I just heard:

Why Taylor Swift supports football: Playing NFL football leads to head injuries which leads to more Taylor Swift fans!!!!!

So I said rectum?? Damn near killed him!!

 

[kskboys]

I carry a pic of my wife in my wallet. Reminds me why there's no frickin' money in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RoboQB]

Hickery Dickery Dock...

 

[shabazz]

Hickery Dickery Dock...

The clock struck two.....

 

[shabazz]

Little boy blue......

 

[RoboQB]

Jack and Jill went up a hill.
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50...

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Confucius say, man who lose girlfriend's apartment key gets no new key

 

[shabazz]

Confucius say, man who lose girlfriend's apartment key gets no new key

Confucius say girl who fly plane upside down have crack up

 

[shabazz]

Jack and Jill went up a hill.
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50...

Twinkle Twinkle little star how I wonder what you are, shine upon the parking lot as I........


Oh!

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Confucius say girl who fly plane upside down have crack up

Confucius also say, panty liners not best thing on earth but close to it

 

[Roadtrip635]

Beer Nuts are $1.99 a bag, but deer nuts are under a buck............

 

[Montanalo]

Chuck Norris ordered something from Amazon today and it was delivered yesterday

Chuck Norris can read a book without opening it

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

When Chuck Norris turns off the lights, he’s in bed before the room gets dark.

 

[Quickdraw]

The other day, my doctor told me my wife and I need to have more s3x. Now we'll never see each other!!!

 

[shabazz]

Chuck Norris ordered something from Amazon today and it was delivered yesterday

Chuck Norris can read a book without opening it

Chuck Norris can hear sign language

When Chuck Norris turns off the lights, he’s in bed before the room gets dark.

The first one truly made me bust out laughing.

 

[shabazz]

The other day, my doctor told me my wife and I need to have more s3x. Now we'll never see each other!!!

That would be a classic Rodney Dangerfield line

 

[Montanalo]

More Chuck Norris jokes:

When 9-1-1 has an emergency, it calls Chuck Norris.

If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

Chuck Norris has punched people so hard that their blood started bleeding.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack... even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Chuck Norris.

The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.

 

[SlammedZero]

Confucius also say, panty liners not best thing on earth but close to it

Confucius say, baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.