I think it's time for a little off season humor, so I thought I'd start w/ one I just heard:
Why Taylor Swift supports football: Playing NFL football leads to head injuries which leads to more Taylor Swift fans!!!!!
You going all Andrew Dice Clay on us?Little boy blue......
If he was, it would say “little boy blew”You going all Andrew Dice Clay on us?
Chuck Norris can mine bitcoin with an abacus.
Chuck Norris's shadow keeps at least 30 feet distance from him just to be safe.
Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by staring at it.
When Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the Moon, he was met by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once admitted he uses a stunt double but, only for the scenes that call for crying.
"...he needed the money." lolIf he was, it would say “little boy blew”