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kskboys

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Why am I the only nekkid person at this gender reveal part?!!!!!!
 

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I think it's time for a little off season humor, so I thought I'd start w/ one I just heard:

Why Taylor Swift supports football: Playing NFL football leads to head injuries which leads to more Taylor Swift fans!!!!!
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The greatest invention of all time is beer. I mean, yeah, the wheel was impressive and all, but it just doesn't go as well w/ pizza.
 

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Chuck Norris can mine bitcoin with an abacus.

Chuck Norris's shadow keeps at least 30 feet distance from him just to be safe.

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by staring at it.

When Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the Moon, he was met by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once admitted he uses a stunt double but, only for the scenes that call for crying.
 

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Chuck Norris can mine bitcoin with an abacus.

Chuck Norris's shadow keeps at least 30 feet distance from him just to be safe.

Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by staring at it.

When Neil Armstrong took his first steps on the Moon, he was met by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once admitted he uses a stunt double but, only for the scenes that call for crying.
 
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