Just a reminder: no sack dlaw sucks

[Cowboysheelsreds058]

Don't forget the offseason claims that "the OL is fine" and doesn't need to be upgraded.

Lol, whoever was saying that, tell them I have ocean front view beach property to sell them in Iraq.

 

[vlad]

TFL are a waste, lol. Dumbest post of the year.

Sarcasm

 

[vlad]

He’s such a punk for last night, i mean come on TFLs are just plays where the offense loses yards but it’s not the qb getting tackled so it’s a waste. Hit a qb on the arm to kill a play, so weak, why not just sack him like a real player would do? Sacks! we know much like DWare he doesn’t show up for the big games.

Just a reminder from the folks that brought you the hits like dak is a bottom tier qb, zeke never slowed down, lewis shouldn’t be on the field ever, amari is overrated, tyron should have been put to pasture 5 years ago, etc is this gem: no sacks dlaw sucks.

That alone made him one of my favorite players.

Sorry i didn’t think the sarcasm here was that subtle-as i said there he’s one of my fav players

 

[kskboys]

Everybody in here really can’t detect sarcasm? Sheesh. Reading comprehension

You don't know the difference between reading comprehension and sarcasm detection? Yeah, sheesh.

 

[vlad]

Vlad the impaler needs to wake up and try to explain what exactly he is trying to say here, as I have read this thread 2,345 times and still have zero cloue what he is trying to say...if he says D Law sucks then that is a call to him being permanently banned on this, and every other message board

To clarify:
I was making a ludicrous statement regarding dlaw - the criticism i hear so often hear over the years: he doesn’t get sacks so he sucks - which is a dumb view imho.

I then likened that no-sacks take to other takes i heard from it feels like the same group of posters over the years (i left out the Garrett groupies) that are equally ridiculous.

I then i thought clarified and ended up saying that’s why dlaw one of my favorite players.

Apologies for the confusion brother (or sister )


How bout them Cowboys?

 

[vlad]

It’s sarcasm lol. We just had a poster make a similar post last week about how D Law sucks lol.

That could have been me, for years i post “not a sack, dlaw sucks” in game day threads wherever he knifes in and say tackles breece hall on a 4th and one.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Never saw that other thread. So there's no hint at all at sarcasm in this one.

There is though lol. His last paragraph tells you its sarcasm lol.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

That could have been me, for years i post “not a sack, dlaw sucks” in game day threads wherever he knifes in and say tackles breece hall on a 4th and one.

You might've too but someone else did as well. I didn't want to call them out but they had a few page thread saying how Law doesn't show up.

 

[vlad]

I mean maybe I'm just assuming but I thought he clarified it with:


Just a reminder from the folks that brought you the hits like dak is a bottom tier qb, zeke never slowed down, lewis shouldn’t be on the field ever, amari is overrated, tyron should have been put to pasture 5 years ago, etc is this gem: no sacks dlaw sucks.

It's clearly sarcastic and making fun of "the folks that brought you hits like...." lol.

Man if i ever need a pr man I’m hiring you! Doing my work for me! Thx

 

[vlad]

I think the problem is so many posters make real statements like this, that it becomes impossible to see real sarcasm. Lol kind of an indictment on many of many of the people here, which makes it an amazing post lol

My man!

Well, he's not very good at it

Ah yes that’s the cz behavior we all know and love-let’s insult ppl when we didn’t catch something.

 

[Typhus]

He’s being sarcastic lol.

I'm a sarcastic bastid myself, sometimes people actually hate me for it and I was only trying to be funny.