Just for Fun Game 13 DALLAS at Chicago

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Just for Fun Predict the score etc
Thursday 12-05-19 7.25 PM on Fox

Game 13 Dallas @ Chicago
** For scores and totals and leaders in game go here
https://cowboyszone.com/threads/ust-for-fun-game-12-buffalo-results-winner-etc.446996/
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****( You have to name the winner or it wont count)
This means Dallas Green Bay, cowboys or packers are the only acceptable names.
Do not quote please, it creates more work for me, since some dont read this
or for whatever reason quote anyway, just ignored.
By quote I mean quoting the big op post, or this post lol.
Everyone did great last week on posting.
If your on a phone or something and need to quote to see the bonus questions, try deleting
the quote after posting, or post above the quote.
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Correct way to post it is like this
Dallas 100 Chicago 10
1.answer
2.answer
3.answer
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Just copy and paste, should be easy and quick, and easy to read for me.
For copy and paste , just copy this, paste in reply, and then fill in scores and answers.
Dallas vs Chicago
1.
2.
3.
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Pick correct winner = 5 points

Predict the score
All below are added to the 5 points for correct winner
Score predictions
1.Exact on 1 and off on 1 = 2
2.Exact on both = 4


BONUS Questions 2 points each

1.Which QB has the best qbr Dak or Trubisky ?
2.Who has more total yds elliot or montgomery?
3.Which team has the most passing yds ?
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I don't know from my sources Dak seems a little fired up and angry at the same time

Cowboys 27

Bears 17

Meanwhile.......




In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full make grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle

Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.

He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle

Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger

He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket

He exits the car angrily and says

"What the heck are you doing?"

The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says

"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"

The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.

Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?

Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.

He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.

Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says

"Hello children"

In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses

Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.

The Llama bites Dak's hand.

"You stupid idiot!"

He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.

The children begin crying and running for their lives.

The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama

Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.

The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.

Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.

Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:

"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"

The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.

Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.

What a jerk...

uUu9hwp.png


#DontpayDak
 
Frozen700 said:
I don't know from my sources Dak seems a little fired up and angry at the same time

Cowboys 27

Bears 17

Meanwhile.......




In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full make grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle

Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.

He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle

Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger

He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket

He exits the car angrily and says

"What the heck are you doing?"

The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says

"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"

The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.

Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?

Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.

He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.

Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says

"Hello children"

In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses

Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.

The Llama bites Dak's hand.

"You stupid idiot!"

He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.

The children begin crying and running for their lives.

The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama

Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.

The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.

Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.

Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:

"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"

The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.

Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.

What a jerk...

uUu9hwp.png


#DontpayDak
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Didn't the bottle break very early in this "story"? You sure you're not the one drinking some nasty stuff?
I've never experienced acid, but this is the kind of scenario I could see playing out in my mind if I had done some...:)
 
Frozen700 said:
I don't know from my sources Dak seems a little fired up and angry at the same time

Cowboys 27

Bears 17

Meanwhile.......




In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full make grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle

Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.

He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle

Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger

He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket

He exits the car angrily and says

"What the heck are you doing?"

The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says

"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"

The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.

Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?

Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.

He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.

Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says

"Hello children"

In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses

Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.

The Llama bites Dak's hand.

"You stupid idiot!"

He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.

The children begin crying and running for their lives.

The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama

Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.

The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.

Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.

Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:

"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"

The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.

Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.

What a jerk...

uUu9hwp.png


#DontpayDak
Click to expand...

After reading this, me thinks maybe YOU were hitting that bottle of potent whatever...
 
LandryFan said:
Didn't the bottle break very early in this "story"? You sure you're not the one drinking some nasty stuff?
I've never experienced acid, but this is the kind of scenario I could see playing out in my mind if I had done some...:)
Click to expand...

Yeah he had multiple bottles I assume.

Not my story, just reporting it from my source.

Dak is a immature guy. I feel his anger might propel us to a huge W.

#DontpayDak
 
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