Kelly Clarkson with the jokes

[Cowboysheelsreds058]

Is he happy about anything?

Lol

 

[Asklesko]

Roasted by a roastie

 

[Cowboysheelsreds058]

Looks like Kelly hit a nerve!? She would fit right in on the forums!

The Horsemen have already reached out to her, like Ms. Elizabeth for Randy.

 

[kento40]

The fat jokes are corny, because I'm sure most of you have slept with and probably are sleeping with someone who looks way worse than Kelly Clarkson

 

[DeaconMoss]

Rockport is not gonna be happy with this.

He wont see it until maybe August. He is under his typical hibernation pattern right now.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds058]

Say what you will about her but Carrie Underwood and her are 2 most successful singers from AI and around period.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds058]

He wont see it until maybe August. He is under his typical hibernation pattern right now.

Lol

 

[USArmyVet]

Well maybe she can help us out. We need a nose tackle.

Really? Fat shaming? Damn people have no filters or boundaries.

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

They are still trotting out Kelly Clarkson like she is still relevant.

 

[MyFairLady]

Well maybe she can help us out. We need a nose tackle.

LOL Now this is funny.

 

[MyFairLady]

Rockport is not gonna be happy with this.

LOL this might be my favorite thread ever.

 

[Captain-Crash]

The fat jokes are corny, because I'm sure most of you have slept with and probably are sleeping with someone who looks way worse than Kelly Clarkson

half of them are probably sleeping with a fat guy who's bigger than Kelly Clarkson. shrugs.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Wow....so she makes a joke about the team she supports in good fun and your reaction is to fat-shame a woman? Talk about speaking volumes as to your low character.

Oooh, the forum Army vet is upset!?!? Take a chill pill, Gomer. It was a joke just like hers.

 

[America's Cowboy]

hey, remember, you still have a chance to date dak. you will love the mouthbreathing.

Romo is waiting for his back rub.

 

[Typhus]

LOL this might be my favorite thread ever.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

The fat jokes are corny, because I'm sure most of you have slept with and probably are sleeping with someone who looks way worse than Kelly Clarkson

Honestly, a few of the ones posting body shaming insults are a little surprising. Which lifelong Cowboys fan is not getting trolled by their friends every offseason nowadays? If they can't stand a lifelong Cowboys fan laughing at their own futility of being a lifelong Cowboys fan then they should probably take some offseason time to go outside, take a walk and just step away from the keyboard for a while.

 

[Typhus]

you would like that if he dated guys like you. lol. that's what happens when he goes Hollywood. He's not letting you rub his back. sorry, dak might,if zeke doesn't get mad

 

[America's Cowboy]

you would like that if he dated guys like you. lol. that's what happens when he goes Hollywood. He's not letting you rub his back. sorry, dak might,if zeke doesn't get mad

Lame sick puppy back to his old disrespectful tricks of changing one's posts.

 

[MS17]

Not a good luck for Kelly and the dress last night.
Heard on the red carpet earlier --"Colleen Wolfe, Wow, who are you wearing? Versace..." "Rachel Bonnetta, that gown, who designed it? Oscar de la Renta"
"Kelly, who are you wearing?? Jerry Jones, I think..."

I Kid, I Kid....

 

[ChronicCowboy]

Not even a joke, she’s just being painfully honest.