Kelly Clarkson with the jokes

[BoysForLife]

Is he happy about anything?

Cowboy mediocrity and those responsible for it. He's an eager and enthusiastic supporter of both

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

She's actually more popular and relevant now then she's ever been. Her base salary alone on her 2 shows (the voice and her daily talk show) is almost 25 million dollars a year. I think they said her next contract + endorsements she's looking at close to 40 million a year

Shows how much I know I have never seen her talkshow

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

She's wider than she is tall. You gotta love a chick that has that sweet parallelogram figure, with thick sausage fingers.

Red beans and rice di'ent miss her.

Nor did Twinkies and butter.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Well maybe she can help us out. We need a nose tackle.

And as our furry forest friend will tell us, NT is the most important position on an NFL team.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

She's wider than she is tall. You gotta love a chick that has that sweet parallelogram figure, with thick sausage fingers.

Red beans and rice di'ent miss her.

Nor did Twinkies and butter.

Talk dirty to me ...

 

[triplets_93]

Just another yam bag from American Idol who has {inexplicably}made a career out of nothing.

Nothing is what they sell on daytime TV...

 

[triplets_93]

But i luv how she fully rocked her loyalty colors. shes real fan..

I really respect the attention she put into that. Even her makeup was perfect. She cared.

 

[triplets_93]

Lol I laughed. Daks face haha… Cowboys!

 

[vlad]

That was pretty good…ppl making fun of her for that - seems very low-t.

 

[Manster_Mash]

If the offense scores 20 lousy points it’s a win . Keep blaming the D for SF .

There's enough blame to go around.

 

[Proof]

Perhaps the best defensive player in the NFL may have had those “pressures”, but I was alluding to the zero sacks, 1 whole tackle and 3 assists

i know. you didn’t allude, you stated. i was trying t politely prevent you from sounding foolish.

 

[Whyjerry]

Lol I laughed. Daks face haha… Cowboys!

This right here is why the Forum is the best. I would have missed this doozie.

 

[shabazz]

i know. you didn’t allude, you stated. i was trying t politely prevent you from sounding foolish.

As long as your content with the leagues most dominant defensive player getting zero sack, 1 tackle and 3 assists in the biggest and most meaningful game the Cowboys have played in the last 7+ years thats fine with me……..I don’t try to change anybody’s mind……and I don’t need to insult others either

 

[CowboyRoy]

Is it yours?

No fat farmers daughter for this guy.

 

[Polkton31]

Wow. I always knew we had some ****** fans, but for everyone on here making jokes about her size or weight... Completely classless. The lady has more talent than anyone on this forum and is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. Kudos for keeping those standards so high. I'm sure everyone making those jokes would love it if someone was making those types of jokes about their mother, sister, wife, or daughter. Just proves what I've known for a while now. This forum is full of hypocritical adolescents with no morals, values, or common decency for others.

 

[Proof]

As long as your content with the leagues most dominant defensive player getting zero sack, 1 tackle and 3 assists in the biggest and most meaningful game the Cowboys have played in the last 7+ years thats fine with me……..I don’t try to change anybody’s mind……and I don’t need to insult others either

I am. He played a hell of a game and was the best player on the field. How did the dpoy fair in the same game? Would have been nice if he’d gotten home on some of those pressures too, but he was extremely disruptive and impactful

 

[DCBoysfan]

That’s was funny. Some people in this thread need to lighten up.

 

[Big_D]

Wow. I always knew we had some ****** fans, but for everyone on here making jokes about her size or weight... Completely classless. The lady has more talent than anyone on this forum and is one of the kindest people you'll ever meet. Kudos for keeping those standards so high. I'm sure everyone making those jokes would love it if someone was making those types of jokes about their mother, sister, wife, or daughter. Just proves what I've known for a while now. This forum is full of hypocritical adolescents with no morals, values, or common decency for others.

I definitely agree with what you’re saying but welcome to the internet. It’s a haven for adolescent unaccountability hidden behind a keyboard. There’s not too many that are worried about decency or morals.

 

[Polkton31]

I definitely agree with what you’re saying but welcome to the internet. It’s a haven for adolescent unaccountability hidden behind a keyboard. There’s not too many that are worried about decency or morals.

Truer words were never spoken.