Kelly Clarkson with the jokes

[Captain-Crash]

You must seriously love guys since you're always bringing them up. SMH

says the guy with daks picture in his locker at work.

 

[blueblood70]

Lol I laughed. Daks face haha… Cowboys!

But i luv how she fully rocked her loyalty colors. shes real fan..

 

[America's Cowboy]

says the guy with daks picture in his locker at work.

I work from home, so clearly you are talking about someone else. Not even this can you get right. SMH

 

[Proof]

You are correct. He definitely faltered down the stretch.

Good in the Bucs game and not so much against the Niners after that…..just like Dakota

didn't he have like 10 pressures in the 49ers game? guy was all over the field.

 

[DoctorChicken]

Funny to see people on this forum sitting behind a computer, keyboard covered in Cheeto dust, making fun of a celebrity that’s far more talented than they could ever dream of being.

 

[ClappingCarrot]

Nothing Kelly said was wrong. We are a laughing stock and have been for awhile. That's what you do when you talk about something funny like the Cowboys. You laugh at it.

 

[Motorola]

But i luv how she fully rocked her loyalty colors. shes real fan..

Old enough to have seen the great Cowboys 88 WRs, except Pearson...and her family more than likely shared with Clarkston how spectacular the original "88" was.

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

I see she went from curvy to beach ball.

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

Not even this can you get right.

You mean, "You can't, even get this right?"

 

[shabazz]

didn't he have like 10 pressures in the 49ers game? guy was all over the field.

Perhaps the best defensive player in the NFL may have had those “pressures”, but I was alluding to the zero sacks, 1 whole tackle and 3 assists

 

[shabazz]

Funny to see people on this forum sitting behind a computer, keyboard covered in Cheeto dust, making fun of a celebrity that’s far more talented than they could ever dream of being.

Plus in my community she would be just average weight and appreciated for her finer qualities

 

[Hardline]

My favorite cousin.

 

[5Stars]

I'm 6'4" and close to 300 pounds....I know most of the fat shamers would not have the guts to fat shame me, to my face. Keyboard tough guys are pathetic

What? Damn dude, you are going to die of a damn heart attack! I'm two inches shorter than you and I weight 220 and a BMI 18.2. But, I do work out 5 time a week like I was taught in the Military. And then your poor horse has to carry all that damn weight? He should buck your butt off!

 

[5Stars]

Well....when people make fun of your small junk, I hope you enjoy it....one thing about being 6'4" I don't have to worry about that.

At 300 lbs it's a wonder that you can even see your junk! lol

 

[Ranching]

What? Damn dude, you are going to die of a damn heart attack! I'm two inches shorter than you and I weight 220 and a BMI 18.2. But, I do work out 5 time a week like I was taught in the Military. And then your poor horse has to carry all that damn weight? He should buck your butt off!

I'm actually 270...5 lbs more than I weighed when I was 14 years old....no meds and a clean bill of health....just big boned! Lol....I've worn a size 15 shoe and 14 ring since I was in HS....

 

[Ranching]

At 300 lbs it's a wonder that you can even see your junk! lol

Little men wouldn't understand! Lol!

 

[stinkface]

She has more money then Dak. I think she has stones. Bigger stones then Jerry.

 

[Typhus]

I see she went from curvy to beach ball.

I just thought she had a rib protector on.

 

[Ranching]

says the guy with daks picture in his locker at work.

Don't talk about Pappy like that!

 

[Ranching]

She has more money then Dak. I think she has stones. Bigger stones then Jerry.

Jerry doesn't have stones...he has pebbles