Killing Bigfoot OK in Texas

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Texas has no position on the existence of Bigfoot -- but go on, hunt it anyway.

John Lloyd Scharf, a Bigfoot fan from Oregon, emailed the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department last week about hunting unknown creatures.

Chief of staff Lt. David. Sinclair told FoxNews.com he responded with a straight description of the law -- which hinges not on whether the mythical beast exists, but on precisely how the government would label it.

“The statute that you cite (Section 61.021) refers only to game birds, game animals, fish, marine animals or other aquatic life. Generally speaking, other nongame wildlife is listed in Chapter 67 (nongame and threatened species) and Chapter 68 (nongame endangered species),” Sinclair wrote back to Scharf.

“An exotic animal is an animal that is non-indigenous to Texas. Unless the exotic is an endangered species, then exotics may be hunted on private property with landowner consent.”

The law boils down to provenance, Scharf decided. If Bigfoot is indigenous to Texas, it can be killed.



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012...s-if-hes-texan/?intcmp=features#ixzz1uJTsC8PS
 
Yeagermeister;4554473 said:
Brainpaint needs to stay clear of TX :laugh1:

:laugh1: Well Mrs. BP is headed to Texas next month, she has big feet, she is rather tall for a woman...and when she does not shave her legs for a little while I refer to her as Sasquatch or Bigfoot. :laugh1:

Oh and this video still cracks me up, Some may not have seen it before but it is good for a laugh. Also, before anyone says it is me, the dude is in South Carolina not WV. Cracks me up when he says rough talked him and get...GET.

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The remix lol
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BrAinPaiNt;4554705 said:
They could always claim that they thought it was a bear.

Hell they could just claim it was a person and that he was threatening them and get away with it.

:p:
 
ConcordCowboy;4554726 said:
Hell they could just claim it was a person and that he was threatening them and get away with it.

:p:

I see what you did there. :p:
 
He had.....6 fingers...on each hand.

Long, beautiful hair.
 
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Say What?????
 
This is Texas dagnabit! Where we reserve the right to kill anything we dang well please.
 
As long as you mount it and eat it folks...:banjo:
 
BrAinPaiNt;4554671. said:
Also, before anyone says it is me, the dude is in South Carolina not WV.

Can you prove you were somewhere else on the day in question.
 
speedkilz88;4555141 said:
So Bigfoot isn't endangered?

He is more mythical that endangered.

Tooth Fairy is also open game in Texas. :laugh2:
 

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