Let's air quote Stephen Jones' entire career

[Bobhaze]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

 

[zrinkill]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

 

[Chago]

Dude is a bum just like his dad!!!

 

[Coogiguy03]

"the Cap is a myth!"

 

[goshann]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

Is this real? lol
Jerry did say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
https://www.tmz.com/2014/08/06/dallas-cowboys-jerry-jones-son-stephen-team-bus-sunset-strip-video/

 

[Coogiguy03]

"They want me to be a mod, but my schedule won't allow!"

 

[Coogiguy03]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

jeebus

 

[atlantacowboy]

Dam Bob, you covered all the best air quotes and left us little to work with.....

 

[Bobhaze]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

Wow. You’ve got “receipts” Zrin!

 

[links18]

Stephen Jones knows acquiring "talent" is a "24 hours a day, 365 days a year" job.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Dam Bob, you covered all the best air quotes and left us little to work with.....

He's been known for this kind of work for years now, the man needs his own "Blog of Fame!"

 

[The Ominous]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his ”job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

Spot on. My "air quotes" regarding Stephen would prolly get modded by you haha.

 

[Hawkeye0202]

Well.........it could be worse (LOL)

Jag fans are having a field day........he's spitting out their signature Duuuval....

 

[fivetwos]

“Secret sauce”

 

[RS12]

"Nepo baby" "Bronny"

 

[john van brocklin]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

I found his attitude offensive, like fans were making up the playoff drought.
When its an objective "FACT" !

 

[ArtClink]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

Love this and well deserved criticism for a guy whose only NFL achievement is memorizing the salary cap rules. His actions the past decade tell me all I need to know about the post-Jerry chances of “success”.

 

[john van brocklin]

Stephen Jones knows acquiring "talent" is a "24 hours a day, 365 days a year" job.

Hey!
He's working that cell phone hard while on the yahct !

 

[Zordon]

Stephen definitely "pulled himself up by his bootstraps" to get where he's at.

 

[DallasEast]

Stephen Jones "knows" as much about professional football as he does promoting rodeo shows.