Let's air quote Stephen Jones' entire career

[stiletto]

He's earned all he has because he was Daddy's fastest "swimmer".

 

[cowboyec]

stephen has a "keen eye" when it comes to scouting that "poor ol' safety position that keeps getting slighted".

stephen "favors" def tackles.

stephen has the cowboys roster "right there" with kansas city.

stephen finds "web backs" better than anyone.

avoids "brandon carr" free-agents...and i'm thankful....whew...that derrick henry coulda been another "brandon carr".
sooo glad we avoided that.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Stephen "looks" 20 years younger with his Golden Girls glasses.

 

[thunderpimp91]

Can anyone name one accomplishment Stephen Jones has had with the Cowboys?

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Stephen and Jerry’s slogan for 2025, …. Just “win” baby.

 

[shabazz]

Meritocracy doesn't exist in this FO

 

[nate dizzle]

He's earned all he has because he was Daddy's fastest "swimmer".

The rest of them just spun in circles.

 

[Plankton]

Can anyone name one accomplishment Stephen Jones has had with the Cowboys?

Managed to remain breathing, which was the sole requirement for keeping his job.

 

[Danny White]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

Love this!

 

[stilltheguru]

stephen has a "keen eye" when it comes to scouting that "poor ol' safety position that keeps getting slighted".

stephen "favors" def tackles.

stephen has the cowboys roster "right there" with kansas city.

stephen finds "web backs" better than anyone.

avoids "brandon carr" free-agents...and i'm thankful....whew...that derrick henry coulda been another "brandon carr".
sooo glad we avoided that.

The webback thing was the worst thing I've ever heard. He's really insane and will be much worse than Jerry. It's pretty clear

 

[plymkr]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

Lol, I have never seen that picture. One thing we say about Stephen is he is “faithful” to his wife.

 

[plymkr]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

Wait I got one more. These girls are impressed with Stephen’s “looks” and “personality”.

 

[Streifenkarl]

They are cuties though. Good for him lol.

 

[Zordon]

Anybody else believe the Cowboys will lose a lot of (media) attention once Stephen takes over? All these years, I've yet to hear him say anything charming or insightful. He comes off lazy, spoiled, and disinterested. I just can't envision ESPN debate shows talking about him incessantly like they do Jerry.

 

[MikeT22]

Apple doesnt fall far from the tree…scummy family

 

[JayFord]

I rather bend over backwards and eat cereal out my own butt before I listen to stephen

I can’t stand that man

 

[jblaze2004]

 

[Reality]

 

[Bobhaze]

Can anyone name one accomplishment Stephen Jones has had with the Cowboys?

His birth certificate.

 

[zrinkill]

Can anyone name one accomplishment Stephen Jones has had with the Cowboys?

He won the nut-sack lottery.