Let's air quote Stephen Jones' entire career

[vlad]

Stephen is a clown (tm)

I just saw where they announced Brian and ppl clapped and then they announced Stephen and crickets LOL. I was watching Jerry's face haha.

 

[ICP]

"Nothing to see here"

 

[Valkyr]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

What do you suppose would bring more shame to your family?

1) Making XXX movies with a horse
2) Being a Stephen Jones groupie

 

[Montanalo]

Stephen Jones is a "DEI" hire: Delusional, Egocentric and Inept

 

[he-is-bonafide]

Dad and I are "all in"!

 

[Bobhaze]

Stephen is a clown (tm)

I just saw where they announced Brian and ppl clapped and then they announced Stephen and crickets LOL. I was watching Jerry's face haha.

Stephen has “credibility”.

 

[Doomsday]

Anyone else catch that Jerry called Stephen the "co-owner" of the Cowboys not the VP of operations like he always does.

 

[lukemartin79]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

Whats terrifying is to think of when Jerry dies, we are stuck with this guy. We think things have been bad lately, they will get much worse when he is running things by himself. Only hope is he tires of the duties of GM and actually hires a real one - but not going to hold my breath on that, lol.

 

[G2]

"Drought" is the worst one of them all.
FFS.

 

[maryquality]

Stephen Jones is "doing his due dilligence" when free agency begins.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

He was just giving these "nice" girls a "ride" on his "business" bus.

This guy is as greasy as they come.

Stephen Jones is great a managing a “football team”.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

2) Being a Stephen Jones groupie

This would bring shame to your family for 25 generations.

 

[MikeT22]

Is this real? lol
Jerry did say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
https://www.tmz.com/2014/08/06/dallas-cowboys-jerry-jones-son-stephen-team-bus-sunset-strip-video/

This is why he doesnt have time to deal with free agency or signing guys during the offseason.

Being comfortable and partying is the Jones doofus’ main priority.

 

[StarLord]

Stephen "earned" an engineering degree.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Wow. You’ve got “receipts” Zrin!

There's more like that of Jerry himself that I don't think the mod team would allow on here (and rightfully so).

It's why I say Jerry is protected and serving some purpose because they could have forced him to sell due to disgrace many years ago, "allegedly".

 

[Pantone282C]

Is this real? lol
Jerry did say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
https://www.tmz.com/2014/08/06/dallas-cowboys-jerry-jones-son-stephen-team-bus-sunset-strip-video/

The girl in the short Scotch plaid skirt knows.
Whoopsie. Someone close that window.

 

[FVSTONE]

By now Cowboys fans are probably well aware of Stephen Jones using “air quotes” multiple times yesterday when describing our “playoff drought“ in his words using the double finger air quotes sign. As if this team winning 4 wild card playoff games in three decades was not factual but just some “overused media stunt”.

His arrogance and hubris is mind numbing. Which leads me to using some humor right back at the nepotism poster boy himself. Here are some “air quotes” that might best describe “Li’l Stevie”:

• Stephen Jones is a “winner”.
• Stephen Jones “earned” his spot as an NFL executive.
• Stephen Jones is an “expert” at managing the salary cap.
• Stephen Jones is ”qualified for his job”.
• Stephen Jones exemplifies ”merit based accomplishments.”
• Stephen Jones would be “sought after” by other NFL teams if he weren’t in Dallas.

What else? What are some “air quotes” you would like to send SJ? If only we could send them to him personally,

Bobby H, keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Plankton]

Stephen Jones is "svelt", and has mastered the art of making "honest offers" to free agents.

 

[fivetwos]

I continue to repeat myself but I just can’t get over how they get up there and act as if they have had this great deal of success….and are constantly trying to sell and/or defend that.

 

[LonnieElam]

I'm not going to lie, I'm jealous of Stephen. Grew up stupid rich, has never experienced any diversity in his life, probably has ZERO stress, and has a job making millions he'll never get fired from. At least I'm more handsome according to my mom.