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The Chairman
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An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes, walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "excuthe me mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wrabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle brown wabby over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her knees, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally gives a phwuck."
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wrabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle brown wabby over there?"
She, blushing, rocks on her knees, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally gives a phwuck."