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CATCH17

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Mates of good standing, culinary people, uber drivers and contractors:

Thus be it, a "Fan's Bill of Rights" you rowdy men and mustached women!

1. That we put a premium at No. 1. Charltans and Hills dont do it.
2. Respect the fans' collective values. dont consider criminals or loudmouths.
3. Go all out, at every snap and every merchandising deal ... Oh, I hear America singing!!!

What are your wants, tillers of the land?

I’m disappointed I opened this thread and there wasn’t a short story.
 

CF74

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Hear ye Hear YE!!! Belch.. Fetch me another Goblet of Wine for me troubles of opening this here peasantry of a thread..

None of Ye are worthy of this teams greatness, much les Dakistan..

Suffer it so for now for tomorrow we Dine in Super Bowlszzzz....
 

GimmeTheBall!

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Hear ye Hear YE!!! Belch.. Fetch me another Goblet of Wine for me troubles of opening this here peasantry of a thread..

None of Ye are worthy of this teams greatness, much les Dakistan..

Suffer it so for now for tomorrow we Dine in Super Bowlszzzz....

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Is it just me or did you just sound like a Roman czar with a British accent?
Say something else with the words "Rubicon, spears, sour wine and Egyptian graves." And this time use your Richard Burton voice.
 

Ranching

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Is it just me or did you just sound like a Roman czar with a British accent?
Say something else with the words "Rubicon, spears, sour wine and Egyptian graves." And this time use your Richard Burton voice.
I picture Cheech when I read @CF74 The PeeWee Herman avatar suits you fine.
 

GimmeTheBall!

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I picture Cheech when I read @CF74 The PeeWee Herman avatar suits you fine.

Let's leave your jefito Cheech out of this. He is OK by me, fixing my flats and washing me jitney.
If @CF74 caused you to doubt your vieja, he can do much better. :) And shave off that ridiculous mustache, Chuy!
 

Ranching

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Let's leave your jefito Cheech out of this. He is OK by me, fixing my flats and washing me jitney.
If @CF74 caused you to doubt your vieja, he can do much better. :) And shave off that ridiculous mustache, Chuy!
It's called a flavor saver Pendejo! Salud!
 

ABQCOWBOY

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Pint of my Choosing, buxom Lass to serve it up (that's always my Wife), maybe the odd Fish or Chip.
 
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