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[MarionBarberThe4th]

I dont believe any on you are qualified to be posting in this thread.

This thread should be the terms and conditions to every site from here on out. People would read it twice

 

[Hostile]

Genius.

 

[Bleu Star]

<Re-statement of Provocative and/or Inflammatory Thread Premise>

<Offering of faulty anecdotal evidence from around the league, likely involving some recent playoff performance. The less you think about this paragraph, the better. You can spend the next 4 pages of thread trying to rationalize your poorly-thought-out argument to the people who are poking holes in it.>

<Offer outrageously moronic solution to Inflammatory Thread Premise>

The template is yours.

:laugh2:

This place never ceases to provide a good timely laugh.

 

[Bleu Star]

Kurt Walden, OLB (Green Bay) would send D.Ware to bench if the Cowboys had kept him. Did you see his 3 sacks in week 16 -- that equates to 48/season -- more than doubling the NFL record.

How can we have been so stupid?

Would the Packers accept a package of DWare and Dez in return for getting Walden back?

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[adbutcher]

<Re-statement of Provocative and/or Inflammatory Thread Premise>

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<Offer outrageously moronic solution to Inflammatory Thread Premise>

The template is yours.

:laugh2:

 

[TD-33]

<Re-statement of Provocative and/or Inflammatory Thread Premise>

<Offering of faulty anecdotal evidence from around the league, likely involving some recent playoff performance. The less you think about this paragraph, the better. You can spend the next 4 pages of thread trying to rationalize your poorly-thought-out argument to the people who are poking holes in it.>

<Offer outrageously moronic solution to Inflammatory Thread Premise>

The template is yours.

Impressive.

 

[percyhoward]

Sanchez's 1st round games:
2009 1st round: 62.4 rating
2010 1st round: 62.4 rating

Sanchez is the most consistent young playoff quarterback of all time. In the first round.

Poke that.

 

[Avery]

Surprised Danny Amendola hasn't made an appearance yet.

 

[MetalHead]

A few years ago we drafted a promising player to play on special teams.
He turned into what everybody considered a JAG. He was such a JAG that every wanted him gone, everyone was mad that wasted a pick on him and nobody can remember his name...that much of a JAG.

Well I recently got a tweet or twitter or spitter or whatever it is called...from him. Turns out he just made employee of the month at Bennie's Bean emporium bar and grille.

It is just a matter of time before Rueage kicks in on the board.

Skyler Green.

Isn't he the drive thru guy at El Pollo Loco in Slidell,Louisiana?

 

[casmith07]

I've been a fan for over 20 years, and let me tell you - DeMarcus Ware is not a playmaker, guys, face the facts, stop drinking the kool-aid and pumping the sunshine that you can only block when your homer glasses are on.

I've watched countless hours of film that I've been able to obtain from a friend of mine that knows this guy that watches the kids of a scout's daughter, and I can tell you this: Clay Matthews is head and shoulders better than DeMarcus Ware. All of DeMarcus Ware's sacks, ALL 15.5 of them this year were in garbage time when the game was already decided, and every single one of Clay Matthews' sacks was on a critical 3rd down play that would have inevitably and assuredly led to Green Bay losing that game. His drive, intensity, leadership ability, and long hair were clearly the reason Green Bay hung 40+ on the Falcons, because without his leadership Aaron Rodgers would have folded under pressure.

I think we can start by trading Ware, maybe for a 1st, 3rd, and a 6th and then use those picks to draft a "stud" like Matthews in the first round, and then maybe trade up into the middle of the first and draft a QB to replace Romo since he clearly sucks. We also need to sign Nnamdi Asomugha immediately, and get Haloti Ngata too and then those three will be able to generate a real pass rush since DeMarcus Ware doesn't ever make any plays.

 

[perrykemp]

I've been a fan for over 20 years, and let me tell you - DeMarcus Ware is not a playmaker, guys, face the facts, stop drinking the kool-aid and pumping the sunshine that you can only block when your homer glasses are on.

I've watched countless hours of film that I've been able to obtain from a friend of mine that knows this guy that watches the kids of a scout's daughter, and I can tell you this: Clay Matthews is head and shoulders better than DeMarcus Ware. All of DeMarcus Ware's sacks, ALL 15.5 of them this year were in garbage time when the game was already decided, and every single one of Clay Matthews' sacks was on a critical 3rd down play that would have inevitably and assuredly led to Green Bay losing that game. His drive, intensity, leadership ability, and long hair were clearly the reason Green Bay hung 40+ on the Falcons, because without his leadership Aaron Rodgers would have folded under pressure.

I think we can start by trading Ware, maybe for a 1st, 3rd, and a 6th and then use those picks to draft a "stud" like Matthews in the first round, and then maybe trade up into the middle of the first and draft a QB to replace Romo since he clearly sucks. We also need to sign Nnamdi Asomugha immediately, and get Haloti Ngata too and then those three will be able to generate a real pass rush since DeMarcus Ware doesn't ever make any plays.

Bravo

 

[dozin_theknick]

I've been a fan for over 20 years, and let me tell you - DeMarcus Ware is not a playmaker, guys, face the facts, stop drinking the kool-aid and pumping the sunshine that you can only block when your homer glasses are on.

I've watched countless hours of film that I've been able to obtain from a friend of mine that knows this guy that watches the kids of a scout's daughter, and I can tell you this: Clay Matthews is head and shoulders better than DeMarcus Ware. All of DeMarcus Ware's sacks, ALL 15.5 of them this year were in garbage time when the game was already decided, and every single one of Clay Matthews' sacks was on a critical 3rd down play that would have inevitably and assuredly led to Green Bay losing that game. His drive, intensity, leadership ability, and long hair were clearly the reason Green Bay hung 40+ on the Falcons, because without his leadership Aaron Rodgers would have folded under pressure.

I think we can start by trading Ware, maybe for a 1st, 3rd, and a 6th and then use those picks to draft a "stud" like Matthews in the first round, and then maybe trade up into the middle of the first and draft a QB to replace Romo since he clearly sucks. We also need to sign Nnamdi Asomugha immediately, and get Haloti Ngata too and then those three will be able to generate a real pass rush since DeMarcus Ware doesn't ever make any plays.

We have a winner.

 

[T-RO]

Well done, superpunk.

Where funny and true collide.

 

[danielofthesaints]

BREAKING REPORT OUT OF VALLEY RANCH! Tony Romo will miss 6-8 weeks due to Herpes. The cause of his absence, is once again Chris Gronkowski.

 

[Trendnet]

<Re-statement of Provocative and/or Inflammatory Thread Premise>

<Offering of faulty anecdotal evidence from around the league, likely involving some recent playoff performance. The less you think about this paragraph, the better. You can spend the next 4 pages of thread trying to rationalize your poorly-thought-out argument to the people who are poking holes in it.>

<Offer outrageously moronic solution to Inflammatory Thread Premise>

The template is yours.

I think your template is missing the obligatory "I really hate to say this, but"

 

[ScipioCowboy]

I think your template is missing the obligatory "I really hate to say this, but"

Or Hos' personal favorite: "I really hope I'm wrong, but..."

 

[Vintage]

<insert obligatory rebuttal about how team x is > team y, thus player x is > than player y>

<insert derogatory remark about superpunks. Style points awarded if you incorporate his mom into the post>

 

[superpunk]

I've been a fan for over 20 years, and let me tell you - DeMarcus Ware is not a playmaker, guys, face the facts, stop drinking the kool-aid and pumping the sunshine that you can only block when your homer glasses are on.

I've watched countless hours of film that I've been able to obtain from a friend of mine that knows this guy that watches the kids of a scout's daughter, and I can tell you this: Clay Matthews is head and shoulders better than DeMarcus Ware. All of DeMarcus Ware's sacks, ALL 15.5 of them this year were in garbage time when the game was already decided, and every single one of Clay Matthews' sacks was on a critical 3rd down play that would have inevitably and assuredly led to Green Bay losing that game. His drive, intensity, leadership ability, and long hair were clearly the reason Green Bay hung 40+ on the Falcons, because without his leadership Aaron Rodgers would have folded under pressure.

I think we can start by trading Ware, maybe for a 1st, 3rd, and a 6th and then use those picks to draft a "stud" like Matthews in the first round, and then maybe trade up into the middle of the first and draft a QB to replace Romo since he clearly sucks. We also need to sign Nnamdi Asomugha immediately, and get Haloti Ngata too and then those three will be able to generate a real pass rush since DeMarcus Ware doesn't ever make any plays.

+1....

 

[Go Big D!]

Frikkin brilliant, casmith07.
You've captured the essence of the stupidity that we're inflicted with here on a daily basis.

You deserve some type of interweb award.

I applaud you, sir.

 

[67CowboysFan]

Surprised Danny Amendola hasn't made an appearance yet.

His name will come up right after the "we need to use our first round pick to get Bobby Carpenter back" post.

This thread needs 5 stars and a sticky to make it last the entire off season.