Twitter: Luke Gifford Suspended

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

What a maroon. Good bye career.

 

[Runwildboys]

Uh oh...Where would this defense be without Luke Gifford?

Guess we're about to find out. Geez, the league just doesn't wanna give us a chance!

 

[G2]

What the hell did it enhance? The suck?

 

[Corso]

Has anybody seen that guy training to be Hulk Hogan in some biographical movie?
He played Thor.
That guy got insanely jacked in a very short period of time.
I mean he looks bigger than Hogan ever had.

 

[plymkr]

Well, there goes our playoff hopes. He really let the team down.

 

[Runwildboys]

It’s just 2 games if you take steroids but they clearly didn’t work.

Was it definitely PED's, or is this possibly one of those cases in which he accidentally ingested a banned substance, unaware the substance was an ingredient in something else?

 

[America's Cowboy]

Lol who just started a thread about him

I had started another thread on him early today. My six sense always kicks in about a player when something is about to happen to them.

What a loser. When you have to resort to PEDs, you really suck!

 

[Swanny]

Who?


https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/G/GiffLu00.htm
179 snaps 5 tackles

If he was taking PEDs, he was taking the wrong stuff. He should stop buying his drugs from "Wish" or on the street, ask for a refund. LOL

If he was? Everyone in the NFL is. He just screwed up his schedule

 

[garyo1954]

Has anybody seen that guy training to be Hulk Hogan in some biographical movie?
He played Thor.
That guy got insanely jacked in a very short period of time.
I mean he looks bigger than Hogan ever had.

 

[Praxit]

...what are they doing now to get juiced? I thought those days went dead with Bonds.

 

[speedkilz88]

With recent changes to the NFL’s policy in the most recent CBA, it can be concluded that Gifford has been suspended at the banned-stimulant level and that this is his first offense. Stimulants and masking agents get two-game suspensions while first-time suspensions for anabolics was increased to six games for a first offense. A tampered test results in an eight-game ban.

Some examples of stimulants include common names such as Adderall and Phen-fen. For a full list of the banned list for all anabolic agents, masking agents and stimulants, reference Appendix A, here.

 

[Proof]

Kathy Lee must be furious

 

[CouchCoach]

Uh oh...Where would this defense be without Luke Gifford?

And what would he be without PED's?

 

[TheBigEasy]

Dangit! I told him not to mix those 'seeds' into his protein shakes. Why 'seeds', that are intended to help keep your body 'regular', would cause a positive test result is beyond me. Luke needs to consult LeBoner, I mean LeBron, on what he can take for his constipation that won't get him suspended again.

 

[xwalker]

Looks like Luke gave in to the Dark Side ...

I can hear Jerry as DV:
DV voice in bold.
Regular Jerry voice in Italics.

Luke, I am your ... well um there's um there was um this time...well um ... Luke I'm your Father.

 

[Reality]

I can hear Jerry as DV:
DV voice in bold.
Regular Jerry voice in Italics.

Luke, I am your ... well um there's um there was um this time...well um ... Luke I'm your Father.

 

[xwalker]

Oddly, I'm a fan of Jerry.

The early Nineties Cowboys brought so much joy to me that I can forgive Jerry for the following 20 years...

 

[Reality]

Oddly, I'm a fan of Jerry.

The early Nineties Cowboys brought so much joy to me that I can forgive Jerry for the following 20 years...

That meme text was not meant for you, just the Emperor Jerry part

I made that image years ago and post it every so often.

 

[Redball Express]

Guess he didn't go to the Mike Tyson school of passing drug tests.

or the Dwayne Thomas School of Plastic Men..

Thomas had to have been high as heck when he came out with that.

Or our own Zeke who was caught on video admitting he was 'faded' on a video hookup.

So many happy campers on this team.

 

[GMO415]

Uh ok.....he on the practice squad?