TheCritic
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Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:
Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes
Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later
Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt
Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good
Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it
Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain
Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now
Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no
Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good
Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it
Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes
Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later
Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt
Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good
Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it
Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain
Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now
Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no
Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good
Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it