Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend is a Hoax *Merge*

[joseephuss]

Buster Olney ‏@Buster_ESPN

Also, would love to be in the room first time Te'o is late to a team or position meeting in NFL. "Yeah, I had a flat tire... Really..."

 

[rocboy22]

Was going to suggest that Te'o write a letter to Dear Abby about the situation...but she died too!! (She really did)

if she even existed in the first place. all I ever heard from her was in type in the newspaper

 

[cajuncocoa]

if she even existed in the first place. all I ever heard from her was in type in the newspaper

 

[Diogenes]

 

[17yearsandcounting]

@JadeveonClowney: "real recognizes real"- Not Manti Teo

@JadeveonClowney: Manti Teo is the biggest definiton of thirsty

@JadeveonClowney: RT Sooo...Instead of getting an STD from a girl I guess Manti Te'o gets computer virus's

@JadeveonClowney: Manti teo should have just gone the tebow route and admitted he was a virgin

@JadeveonClowney: Manti teo probably won't get that eharmony endorsement now

@JadeveonClowney You wanna know what's weirder than Manti Teo making up a girlfriend then pretend killing her? Nothing

 

[Manwiththeplan]

@JadeveonClowney: "real recognizes real"- Not Manti Teo

@JadeveonClowney: Manti Teo is the biggest definiton of thirsty

@JadeveonClowney: RT Sooo...Instead of getting an STD from a girl I guess Manti Te'o gets computer virus's

@JadeveonClowney: Manti teo should have just gone the tebow route and admitted he was a virgin

@JadeveonClowney: Manti teo probably won't get that eharmony endorsement now

@JadeveonClowney You wanna know what's weirder than Manti Teo making up a girlfriend then pretend killing her? Nothing

what if they became teamates next year.......awkward

 

[17yearsandcounting]

what if they became teamates next year.......awkward

darnell dockett has been destroying him too. Whatever. Te'o is a scrub. He had .5 sacks more than Rudy did this season, and Rudy played 1 play.

 

[17yearsandcounting]

https://twitter.com/LennayKay/status/291991188607758336

@LennayKay My statement: This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but I have been told by Alabama's offense that Manti Te'o is not real.

 

[WV Cowboy]

ND spin doctor's hard at work.

Not only are we asked to believe that Te'O is a victim, but now they are saying that this weighed heavy on his mind and that's why he played poorly in the National Championship game.

He said he had met her, .. his Dad said the same thing.

ND says the Dad likes to add some color to stories.

Maybe we should just call a lie a lie.

 

[Diogenes]

Maybe we should just call a lie a lie.

Swarbrick is a lawyer. Good luck with that.

 

[DIAF]

ND spin doctor's hard at work.

Not only are we asked to believe that Te'O is a victim, but now they are saying that this weighed heavy on his mind and that's why he played poorly in the National Championship game.

He said he had met her, .. his Dad said the same thing.

ND says the Dad likes to add some color to stories.

Maybe we should just call a lie a lie.

The rumor is that ND only did all of this to insulate themselves as a "lied to us too" party when the actual truth does come out. After watching the fake-as-hell crying and hilarious reaching in last night's press conference, I believe this to be the case.

 

[Diogenes]

The rumor is that ND only did all of this to insulate themselves as a "lied to us too" party when the actual truth does come out. After watching the fake-as-hell crying and hilarious reaching in last night's press conference, I believe this to be the case.

Everybody's a victim.

 

[Stryker44]

How could he be smart enough to get into Notre Dame but fall for this?

 

[rocboy22]

How could he be smart enough to get into Notre Dame but fall for this?

exactly. but then, how could he be smart enough to get into ND but try to pull this scheme???

 

[rynochop]

Really? Its one of the most bizarre sports stories I can remember. Its like a Seinfeld episode with Teo as Costanza.

Ha, really..' remember jerry, its not a lie...if you believe it.'

 

[17yearsandcounting]

Ha, really..' remember jerry, its not a lie...if you believe it.'

Ahhh. I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pretty Good.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

ND spin doctor's hard at work.

Not only are we asked to believe that Te'O is a victim, but now they are saying that this weighed heavy on his mind and that's why he played poorly in the National Championship game.

He said he had met her, .. his Dad said the same thing.

ND says the Dad likes to add some color to stories.

Maybe we should just call a lie a lie.

Agree

 

[crazytown41]

what if they became teamates next year.......awkward

@JadeveonClowney: "real recognizes real"- Not Manti Teo

@JadeveonClowney: Manti Teo is the biggest definiton of thirsty

@JadeveonClowney: RT Sooo...Instead of getting an STD from a girl I guess Manti Te'o gets computer virus's

@JadeveonClowney: Manti teo should have just gone the tebow route and admitted he was a virgin

@JadeveonClowney: Manti teo probably won't get that eharmony endorsement now

@JadeveonClowney You wanna know what's weirder than Manti Teo making up a girlfriend then pretend killing her? Nothing

That's a fake twitter account dude. Ironically, you're being Teo'd :laugh2:

 

[tyke1doe]

How could he be smart enough to get into Notre Dame but fall for this?

The world is filled with people with academic, book sense and no common sense.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

He might have been better to tell the world he was a virgin like Tebow.