Martellus Bennett singing about Captain Crunch...

[Maikeru-sama]

marijuana doesn't make you hyper

You speaking from experience ?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You speaking from experience ?

never. how dare you, sir

 

[CF74]

Name that band:


Soggies suk!!!
kaptain crunch
kaptain crunch..
he's inviting you to munch..

 

[CF74]

marijuana doesn't make you hyper

It does for a small amount of people, 10% get very hyper. The rest get sleepy and lazy...

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Sorry MartyB, Fruity Pebbles is the best.

 

[Achozen]

nah.
That would be implying that waay over half of each team smokes trees... including the Cowboys.
No.
There are plenty of "heads" in the league but the majority of players know the risks of getting caught or aren't interested to begin with.

And you know this how?

 

[CowboyMike]

And you know this how?

Look at the facts. Say 51% of the league did marajuana.

The NFL Substances of Abuse Policy states "All players under contract with an NFL club will be tested once during the period beginning April 20 and continuing through August 9."

Meaning that more than likely we'd hear about a lot of players testing positive if it were true. It wouldn't be near 50%, but we'd still hear about it. If it were true that the majority of NFL players smoked pot, then it'd be widely known as a major problem.

The NFL Substance Abuse Policy, just in case anyone is interested: http://www.nflplayers.com/images/fck/2008%20Substances%20of%20Abuse%20Policy%20(FINAL).pdf

 

[casmith07]

Great song. Next time he shouldn't make it so obvious he'd reading off a paper under his camera

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

never. how dare you, sir

This is completely false. Pot can indeed cause lethargy and anxiety but at the same time it can cause giddiness, hyperactivity and other similar mindstates. The vernacular for said behavior is knocking off. It can include but is not limited to dancing, laughing uncontrollably while shoving oreos or cap'n crunch in your mouth. Not that I would know anything about that.

That being said, intimating that because he is hyper and funny that he does pot or other intoxicants is absurd. The dude works out every day for hours a day and is in his early twenties. His metabolism has to be running like a 427 big block. Being young and funny does not equate to a willingness to throw a career away.

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Look at the facts. Say 51% of the league did marajuana.

The NFL Substances of Abuse Policy states "All players under contract with an NFL club will be tested once during the period beginning April 20 and continuing through August 9."

Meaning that more than likely we'd hear about a lot of players testing positive if it were true. It wouldn't be near 50%, but we'd still hear about it. If it were true that the majority of NFL players smoked pot, then it'd be widely known as a major problem.

The NFL Substance Abuse Policy, just in case anyone is interested: http://www.nflplayers.com/images/fck/2008%20Substances%20of%20Abuse%20Policy%20(FINAL).pdf

You know nothing about masking agents and other common products available at a head shop near you. Stepnoski talks about smoking pot after most games for muscle pain and to wind down.

 

[zrinkill]

This kid is gonna be a weapon.

Remember the name Harold Carmichael

I see it in Marty B.

 

[SteveOS]

Wow...This guy is straight up bananas. As long as he comes through on gameday, he can do whatever he wants to do.

 

[Jay]

I'm also one of the ones that thinks over half the league smokes pot. I really don't care either way, it should be legal, but anyone who tries to bring up "we would hear about it" as an argument--you're extremely naive. It's not hard to disguise it or pee clean urine.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Maybe Marty B is campaigning for a fat contract/endorsement with Cap N Crunch. If so, he shouldn't have given them free advertising like this. Or maybe it's just Marty B being Marty B.

 

[juck]

this is stupid

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Since this won't embed for some reason I'll give you the link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8fHN53t0&feature=player_embedded

Based on all the nutritional information given by Martellus, I am buying this product and eating it ever day. It must be real good.

 

[monkey]

I never cared much for Capn Crunch, although Peanut Butter Crunch is another story. Since growing up, Reese's Puffs takes the cake.

At least we will always know what Bennett is up to, we will be able to just check youtube or twitter. Ah, to be that young, with that much money, and time on your hands.

 

[Spectre]

wow...
some very uninformed people about marijuana, it's effects, usage and the ability to "mask" it's traces on an NFL substance abuse test.

 

[Vinnie2u]

wow...
some very uninformed people about marijuana, it's effects, usage and the ability to "mask" it's traces on an NFL substance abuse test.

Maybe Captain Crunch is a masking agent for Pot???

 

[Baileyneverfailey]

Wow, Marty B is one crazy dude. He can play football though, and that's all I'm worried about. I think it's hilarious how uptight people are sometimes. He just doesn't take himself seriously, but it certainly hasn't had a negative effect on hi s play thus far.