Merriman suspended

I feel a song parody coming on....

to the tune of Pearl Jam's Jeremy


Merriman's roidin'
Merriman's roidin'
 
bbgun;1105472 said:
It's not inconceivable that he'll continue to tear it up when he comes back.
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Yeah, it's not like he needed them, or that there was any risk whatsoever involved.

He just likes the way they taste.
 
superpunk;1105428 said:
Does this become the ultimate thread ender for any Ware-Merriman nonsense?

Can we just post steroids or pics of Jose Canseco and end the thread?

Can this beauty really be possible?
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It didn't stop the QC love after his suspensions.
 
Sorry, but I couldn't resist. How 'bout this gem:

After the season is over I dont think anyone will argue on Merriman

he's at 5.5 sacks now compared to 2 sacks for ware...and will probably hit 12 or 13...ware probably will be right around 8 again...i dont think there will be any argument that we should have drafted merriman..he is a beast...teams are worried about him and they account for him like they do for roy williams...just think if we had two players like that on our team! bad move jerrah...should have drafted the better passrusher...he is a game changer while ware is just a good player...merriman will be great if he is not already...and i dont want to hear about this zimmer bend but dont break defense...i see ware rushing ALOT AND HE JUST CANT GET THERE...BOTTOM LINE

:splat: :lmao2:
 
Wow, I guess BP and JJ weren't so dumb huh?

I remember reading there were things about Merriman that really turned us off from him. One of them being the fact that he hired the Postons to represent him.
 
At home
Drawing pictures
Of Frank Gore
With him on top
"Lights Out" dances
Arms raised in a V
Priest Holmes in pools of red below
Marty didn't pay attention
It's a fact that AJ didn't care
King Merriman the Roider
Anabolic Rookie of the Year

Merriman took his roids today
Merriman took his roids today
 
HAHAH i just saw this on ESPN and immediately came here cause i knew this thread would be huge and i wasnt dissapointed. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
 
LaTunaNostra;1105520 said:
I feel a song parody coming on....

to the tune of Pearl Jam's Jeremy


Merriman's roidin'
Merriman's roidin'
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"Ridin' Dirty"?

"They see me roidin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me

My nuts is shrinkin'
I'm shootin' up
I'm hopin' they aint tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me"
 
LaTunaNostra;1105543 said:
At home
Drawing pictures
Of Frank Gore
With him on top
"Lights Out" dances
Arms raised in a V
Priest Holmes in pools of red below
Marty didn't pay attention
It's a fact that AJ didn't care
King Merriman the Roider
Anabolic Rookie of the Year

Merriman took his roids today
Merriman took his roids today
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don't quit your day job
 
HeavyHitta31;1105545 said:
"Ridin' Dirty"?

"They see me roidin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me

My nuts is shrinkin'
I'm shootin' up
I'm hopin' they aint tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me
Tryin to suspend me"
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:lmao: :bow:
 
I guess its a little late now to say that I just always had this feeling that he was juicing up. Not sure why I felt that way, but this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. I was always expecting this to come out at some point.
 
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