Merry Christmas

KJJ

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Love ya big man! It's a love hate sometimes, but more love than anything.

It's a love/hate for sure especially if you're opinionated but we're all here for the same reason we love and support the team.....Merry Christmas!
 

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I don't hate you, but I can if it will get me on your Christmas list. :)

You wouldn't want to be on my Christmas list I send out the typical boring gifts like socks and ties that say "I really don't care but I felt obligated." I send out a lot of gifts that have a hidden meaning behind them like a scale I sent to a fat cousin of mine that tabulates body fat. Last Christmas I sent him a 5 book series on how to prevent a heart attack. He seems to be getting the message because he's starting to workout and lose weight. I have an uncle who sends me a sausage sampler box every Christmas. How thoughtful! I stash it in my closet and rewrap it the following Christmas and send it back to him.

We've been exchanging the same sausage sampler box for the past 20 years. I have a bad habit of sending Christmas gifts that the person I'm sending them to can probably tell that I remembered them at the last minute because the gifts are usually the kind you find at the checkout line at Walmart. I'll be standing in line and spot a Don King Chia Pet or one of those As Seen on TV infomercial products and it dawns on me "oh, I forgot about **** head."
 

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Merry Christmas.......All I want is a real backup QB or 2(maybe a 1T as a stocking stuffer)
 

KJJ

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Hey, no one noticed me liking all the posts in this thread :p and Merry Christmas everybody!

I noticed because you rarely ever like any of my posts. lol It's been an interesting day for me here I received a "like" from you and had someone who never finds me funny laugh at one of my jokes. I wish Christmas would come around more often. :)
 

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Beast wishes everybody a happy and safe Christmas with your friends and family. I am going to be spending the day with my kids and joining my brother and parents tomorrow evening. I probably wont be posting much over the next couple of days so everybody take care and enjoy the holidays.
 

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Isn't Christmas 2 months from now ?
Awww... I'm screwed. Guess it is time to hit the mall.


Kidding.

Merry Christmas folks. Hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday and a happy new year.
 

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You wouldn't want to be on my Christmas list I send out the typical boring gifts like socks and ties that say "I really don't care but I felt obligated." I send out a lot of gifts that have a hidden meaning behind them like a scale I sent to a fat cousin of mine that tabulates body fat. Last Christmas I sent him a 5 book series on how to prevent a heart attack. He seems to be getting the message because he's starting to workout and lose weight. I have an uncle who sends me a sausage sampler box every Christmas. How thoughtful! I stash it in my closet and rewrap it the following Christmas and send it back to him.

We've been exchanging the same sausage sampler box for the past 20 years. I have a bad habit of sending Christmas gifts that the person I'm sending them to can probably tell that I remembered them at the last minute because the gifts are usually the kind you find at the checkout line at Walmart. I'll be standing in line and spot a Don King Chia Pet or one of those As Seen on TV infomercial products and it dawns on me "oh, I forgot about **** head."

Well damn. That makes me want to be on your Christmas list that much more just for the anticipation of what a crappy gift I will get! Also the fun is making your gift that much worse. It can be like a compitition! If I get you something you saw on TV, it will be something that wasn't for sale! :D
 

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.....................:starspin:
Start the celebration with the annual.......:igglestrophy:....and ....:espn:



And to Jason...:clap:....and to Jerry...:popcorn:, for the future QB selection process.
 

KJJ

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Well damn. That makes me want to be on your Christmas list that much more just for the anticipation of what a crappy gift I will get! Also the fun is making your gift that much worse. It can be like a compitition! If I get you something you saw on TV, it will be something that wasn't for sale! :D

I have so many relatives some I haven't seen since I was a kid so they're lucky I send them anything. Had one relative sent me an ant farm for Christmas it had a bag of dirt and a jar or worker ants. The problem was I was 35 years old at the time. :cool: So the following Christmas I sent them a korky universal flapper ball for their toilet so it has been like a competition to see who can send out the worst Christmas gifts.

I have one relative that rarely sends me anything and when he does it's one of those gifts that say **** you. I decided one year to put some thought into what gift I should send him so I took his age into consideration and sent him an enema bag but not just any enema bad a top of the line model that had a comfort nozzle and a solution to cleanse his colon. Oddly enough he didn't take that gift as an insult it gave him the impression I cared and he sent me a thank you text.
 

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Happy Holidays and a great 2016 in the Draft.
For all the Cowboys fans on Cowboy zone.
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Merry Christmas eve! Wishing all my rowdy FZ friends a beautiful holiday celebration. We have so much to be thankful for outside of the team that frustrates us daily.
 
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