Merry Christmas

[KJJ]

I sent one of these out to a friend last Christmas whose marriage was on the rocks and it saved it.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I have so many relatives some I haven't seen since I was a kid so they're lucky I send them anything. Had one relative sent me an ant farm for Christmas it had a bag of dirt and a jar or worker ants. The problem was I was 35 years old at the time. So the following Christmas I sent them a korky universal flapper ball for their toilet so it has been like a competition to see who can send out the worst Christmas gifts.

I have one relative that rarely sends me anything and when he does it's one of those gifts that say **** you. I decided one year to put some thought into what gift I should send him so I took his age into consideration and sent him an enema bag but not just any enema bad a top of the line model that had a comfort nozzle and a solution to cleanse his colon. Oddly enough he didn't take that gift as an insult it gave him the impression I cared and he sent me a thank you text.

Next time send him a used unwashed one and see what he says.

 

[KJJ]

Next time send him a used unwashed one and see what he says.

He probably wouldn't notice it's unwashed. lol

 

[Jason 82 Witten]

Merry Christmas Cowboys fans. Finally something we can all agree on?

 

[dallasdave]

Hey, no one noticed me liking all the posts in this thread and Merry Christmas everybody!

Merry Christmas

 

[Doomsday]

Merry X-Mas every one go Chargers

 

[KJJ]

Merry Christmas Cowboys fans. Finally something we can all agree on?

It would've been a lot Merrier Christmas for "Cowboy fans" if the team was still in the playoff hunt. I'm sure how disappointing their season has been will affect the holidays for some but I stopped a long time ago allowing their play to affect any of my holidays. They could be winless right now and it's not going to stop me from enjoying my Christmas with my family.

 

[hutch1254]

Merry Christmas everyone. Enjoy the day.

 

[LowTech]

Merry Christmas to all

 

[yesfan]

Merry Christmas and peace to all.

 

[Bay10]

Merry Christmas everybody.

 

[Macnalty]

Mele Kalikimaka to those who grew up in paradise.

 

[AzCowboysFan]

 

[Risen Star]

What a surprise for me when I climbed the basement steps this morning. My mom printed out some of my most well liked posts here (quite a collection to choose from) and stuffed my stocking with them this year. I've spent the last two hours reciting them to "That's nice, honey" from my parents.

Merry Christmas, friends.

 

[FiveTime]

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

 

[JoeKing]

Merry Christmas Cowboys Fans! May We all have a New Coach for a Healthy and Prosperous 2016 for our Dallas Cowboys!

Merry Christmas to you too. May we all win the lottery.

 

[tyke1doe]

Merry Christmas, everyone. Please remember the real reason for the season.

 

[Sarge]

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Merry Christmas to you too. May we all win the lottery.

You guys get to read my posts. That's far better than winning the lottery.

 

[JoeKing]

You guys get to read my posts. That's far better than winning the lottery.

I love your brand of sarcasm. I'll keep reading your posts anyway.