Micah Parsons and C.J. Stroud Sumo Training

shabazz

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Those guys must be in the Bantamweight or Welterweight class...

We need a Heavyweight...


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We need 3 of these guys on our D-line!!
The Dallas Stars need to stick him in net for game 7 tomorrow.
 

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I really can't stand Parsons, and him being on everyone's nut sack is not a good look. He should be buddy-buddy with the QB that completely destroyed his defense and interview him. Yeah, that's a good idea.
It's the classic case of overdoing the celebrity thing when he's accomplished very little to nothing. Immaturity and narcissism at its finest.

Born on 3rd base and thinking he's hit a triple. He goes AWOL in almost every big game. That's a fact.

Trade him and get the picks AND the cap space.
 

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Micah to Texans confirmed.

or, CJ Stroud to Cowboys?
 

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Stupid thread ...... A lot of guys train in different stuff on the off-season from martial arts to boxing to ballet.
 

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The Micah hate on this forum is completely insane. With the way these fans talk about him, you’d think Micah was a complete JAG bust instead of one of the best pass rushers in the NFL.
I never said anything about Micah the player. I hated Dez Bryant, too. They're both great players, but stupid human beings. With that said, Micah is only great for 3/4 of the season. For someone who runs his mouth so much, he needs to be great in December and January. That's just my opinion, which I'm entitle to.
 

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I really can't stand Parsons, and him being on everyone's nut sack is not a good look. He should be buddy-buddy with the QB that completely destroyed his defense and interview him. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Nobody cares what you think about a person. This is a football site to discuss football. I think Parsons is one of the best defenders in the NFL, that is an opinion based on facts and evidence.
 

shabazz

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The Micah hate on this forum is completely insane. With the way these fans talk about him, you’d think Micah was a complete JAG bust instead of one of the best pass rushers in the NFL.
He's got the ability but has gone AWOL in the BIGGEST of games AND down the stretch of the seasons.

Packers game, zero sacks and ONE tacke the ENTIRE game...really?

Against the Bills and Dolphins, half a sack and 2 tackled TOTAL for both games. Really?

Just look at the stats and WHOM they are against and then tell us why he should be paid like TJ Watt.
 

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I never said anything about Micah the player. I hated Dez Bryant, too. They're both great players, but stupid human beings. With that said, Micah is only great for 3/4 of the season. For someone who runs his mouth so much, he needs to be great in December and January. That's just my opinion, which I'm entitle to.
And the stats against good teams proves that...he goes AWOL

Some people just don't want to process the evidence that is right there to see and digest
 

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He's got the ability but has gone AWOL in the BIGGEST of games AND down the stretch of the seasons.

Packers game, zero sacks and ONE tacke the ENTIRE game...really?

Against the Bills and Dolphins, half a sack and 2 tackled TOTAL for both games. Really?

Just look at the stats and WHOM they are against and then tell us why he should be paid like TJ Watt.
Fits in right there with Dak. I wonder how much the special forces training helped him to win in the play offs. This Sumo stuff is just another PR stunt.
 

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I never said anything about Micah the player. I hated Dez Bryant, too. They're both great players, but stupid human beings. With that said, Micah is only great for 3/4 of the season. For someone who runs his mouth so much, he needs to be great in December and January. That's just my opinion, which I'm entitle to.
You don't think being creative and honing his craft in a way most of his peers don't is him acknowledging that he needs to be tougher, and get better? He's said some immature things. He's a kid. This isn't immature. Trench players have used some form of martial arts to work on their quickness, reaction speed, explosiveness, discipline, etc for years. Training Sumo against guys twice his size in the offseason seems like a smart move.
 

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I like stroud. Really hope he doesn’t go down the little brain energy parsons route.
 
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