Micah Parsons unlikely to play Sunday

[phildadon86]

Who cares. Guys tries to get home on the edge, gets washed out, then shows little effort making a play downfield. Terrible against the run too. In short he sucks. Used to be great. Now just a one dimensional malcontent with a crappy podcast.

He was actually a stud at stopping the run in college.

This team just uses him the wrong way. Its actually funny to watch this team constantly use players the wrong way, to then find out where they play, to then have to pay them as a top player at that position or lose them.

See Byron Jones as the most recent example.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Who cares. Guys tries to get home on the edge, gets washed out, then shows little effort making a play downfield. Terrible against the run too. In short he sucks. Used to be great. Now just a one dimensional malcontent with a crappy podcast.

This is exactly why he's going to get PAID, he's going to get paid off what he USED to be, the guy that came in and took the league by storm

 

[Whyjerry]

He was actually a stud at stopping the run in college.

This team just uses him the wrong way. Its actually funny to watch this team constantly use players the wrong way, to then find out where they play, to then have to pay them as a top player at that position or lose them.

See Byron Jones as the most recent example.

Turning him into a DE was moronic.

 

[Whyjerry]

This is exactly why he's going to get PAID, he's going to get paid off what he USED to be, the guy that came in and took the league by storm

By playing great 12 games a season and compiling stats.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Turning him into a DE was moronic.

DE= More money than a LB, that's all it's about

 

[Whyjerry]

DE= More money than a LB, that's all it's about

Shortest arms of any DE in the league

 

[phildadon86]

Turning him into a DE was moronic.

Yup.

Guy was incredible at his position. Lets change it!

 

[McKDaddy]

As much as I despise folks not giving their all, I have to be honest & admit if I was a part of this joke squad I would struggle to motivate myself to do what needs to be done cause the end result isn't going to change.

 

[cowboyfan4life2]

But dr jerry said he was close.

 

[KJJ]

He suffered a high ankle sprain. If he’s not 100% he’s going to aggravate it and be dealing with it all season.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

What's the matter with Micah? Why is he taking so long to get back on the field? Is he pregnant?

Period.


Exclamation point.

PERIOD

Comma

PERIOD

I'm just listing punctuation here mods.

 

[silver]

He suffered a high ankle sprain. If he’s not 100% he’s going to aggravate it and be dealing with it all season.

Correct. High ankle sprains take more than 4 weeks. It's similar to actually breaking the ankle. Got to allow those ligaments to heal.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Ronnie Lott amputated his finger so he wouldn't moss a game.

Micah has "cramps", or an ouchie, and he misses 10 games.

Wuss. Softie. SISSY

 

[KJJ]

Correct. High ankle sprains take more than 4 weeks. It's similar to actually breaking the ankle. Got to allow those ligaments to heal.

With all the cuts and spin moves he makes trying to get past defenders to the QB that ankle has to be 100% or he’ll be limping off the field.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Correct. High ankle sprains take more than 4 weeks. It's similar to actually breaking the ankle. Got to allow those ligaments to heal.

Dr. Jerry feels if you have a high ankle sprain or ACL injury you'll be back in a few weeks!

 

[Coogiguy03]

With all the cuts and spin moves he makes trying to get past defenders to the QB that ankle has to be 100% or he’ll be limping off the field.

or running up the field and taking himself out of the play

 

[silver]

Dr. Jerry feels if you have a high ankle sprain or ACL injury you'll be back in a few weeks!

Our GM in training has ways to go. He'll get there eventually. He's only 82

 

[Sheepherder]

Turning him into a DE was moronic.

Seems like he was designed to play at linebacker. And he can help against the run with his quickness.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Our GM in training has ways to go. He'll get there eventually. He's only 82

loooooooooooooool

 

[KJJ]

By the time he’s ready the season will probably be in the toilet. His only goal then will be to try and pad his sack total so he can get his huge extension. From all the smiling and laughing I’ve seen him do on the sidelines and during his pod casts he appears to be enjoying the time off.