Mike Nolan stops press conference

[glimmerman]

I have a tolerance to the hot sauce and capsaicin. But my eyes and private parts don't. I've had Dave's before and it is very good. But it's one of the hotter ones. I have to always be careful of how much I put in the mix because you want to be able to eat it. Too hot is never good.

Yeah it’s amazing in a big pot of chili how little it takes to make the whole pot to hot to eat. I don’t mind spicy but when my face melts off just trying to sniff it then I am not eating it.

 

[Flamma]

Yeah it’s amazing in a big pot of chili how little it takes to make the whole pot to hot to eat. I don’t mind spicy but when my face melts off just trying to sniff it then I am not eating it.

Right. No point in that. You don't eat and suffer. You build a tolerance and you eat happily. I don't eat if my mouth is going to be on fire. No point in that at all.

I have one hot sauce, probably a capsaicin, that says one tablespoon makes a gallon of what you're eating very hot. So I'll put maybe half a tablespoon in the mix. I don't want to ruin the entire pot of chili. It will still be hot, taste great, and I'll be able to eat it.

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

oops.... musta been run down the board before I saw em... any mods wanna delete?

I must've missed them too. This my first time seeing this lol.

 

[Asklesko]

Dallas Clownboys

 

[zerofill]

Dallas Clownboys

I always thought the dumbest insult was when people called us the Dallas Cow-girls...

Not so much anymore...

 

[Reality]

oops.... musta been run down the board before I saw em... any mods wanna delete?

I didn't see the other threads, but admittedly this was the first Mike Nolan topic that seemed interesting this season

 

[blueblood70]

Because the dude rubbed hot sauce in his eyes?

This dude can't even wash his hands, and he is running our defense...

ever handled a jalapeno or hot foods and wash your hands and hour later rub your eye, it freaking burns still.. that oil stays there and thats mutherfer in an eye..

 

[zerofill]

I didn't see the other threads, but admittedly this was the first Mike Nolan topic that seemed interesting this season

haha... yeah...

Might be an idea... to spray his players in the face with hot sauce.

Maybe if they are flailing around out on the field in pain, they will accidentally knock someone down that has the ball.

 

[zerofill]

ever handled a jalapeno or hot foods and wash your hands and hour later rub your eye, it freaking burns still.. that oil stays there and thats mutherfer in an eye..

Still couldn't happen to a more deserving person at this time lol.

 

[blueblood70]

Still couldn't happen to a more deserving person at this time lol.

wrong man karmas a snicth!!

 

[JohnsKey19]

Kinda surprised how much run this is getting. They even played it on BBC World News this afternoon.

 

[fansince68]

Nope. We will keep your piss stained bed sheets up for all to see.

Lol

 

[Mk2_Cowboys]

Nolan can take and entire bottle and pour it in his eyes and run around screaming and it wouldn’t matter . Nothing that man does off the football field can ever equal how he has humiliated himself while on it .

 

[cityochamps]

 

[Williamsboys]

"Tears of a Clown"..